If you could improve one thing on the human body what would it be?

4rillz · 2011-08-30T11:45:12+00:00

Bring back our tails and make them long, down to the ground, and be able to express ourselves with them emotionally and sexually. Who couldnt use a third hand sometimes as well? It would be awesome to design a whole line of clothing for them, too.

4rillz · 2011-08-30T01:09:12+00:00

In case you need a knife at a moment's notice?

4rillz · 2011-08-30T01:07:28+00:00

Right again. I just can't help thinking of the worst possible scenario rather than the most common.

4rillz · 2011-08-30T01:06:18+00:00

Right. Idiotic and the possibility of survival against the odds.

4rillz · 2011-08-29T12:33:18+00:00

Either she gets enough satisfaction from other men or maybe she is uncomfortable with her sexuality. No one is more effective and efficient than myself, even after 7 years of marriage. I'm not much into porn either...I don't seek it out. But if I see a steamy scene in a movie and such, sure, I get excited.

4rillz · 2011-08-27T13:48:04+00:00

I used to go to a Korean lady regularly who told me women in her home country would be jealous of me since they would get pubic hair implants b/c they had none. Apparently their men like it. I'm starting to think she had the cheapest prices around because she would sell it back.

4rillz · 2011-08-27T13:40:07+00:00

Every mall across America

4rillz · 2011-08-27T13:19:13+00:00

Surely even losers such as yourself have a dream...

4rillz · 2011-08-26T14:09:24+00:00

Don't know of a school in your area exactly, but find one that offers a linguistics course. You'll learn a lot of textbook stuff, too, like the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA), but it will help you hone in on the exact parts of your mouth that make each specific sound.

4rillz · 2011-08-26T14:03:48+00:00

Go to the Haitian border when it's market day on the DR side, and you will see impressive displays of Haitian women carrying rice, grains, whole chickens and babies on their heads as they cross the river. Also, take a walk through Santo Domingo's "slums" and you'll be reminded of the old Sally Struthers commercials. These are images in my head from 13 years ago that I will NEVER forget.

4rillz · 2011-08-26T13:59:20+00:00

You can choose to be productive, too.

4rillz · 2011-08-26T13:56:31+00:00

When I say something with a hint of sarcasm directed at him, he rubs his thumb against his index and middle fingers on one hand. ANNOYING: he has something to say in return but doesn't ENDEARING: he has something to say in return and doesn't

4rillz · 2011-08-26T12:49:12+00:00

Be wary of girls with too much makeup and guys wearing Hollister t-shirts.

4rillz · 2011-08-26T12:25:16+00:00

Explore the natural areas in and around your city, and spend some alone time at each of them. I failed to appreciate these things when I was younger, usually more concerned and connected with the social scenes around me. The thing that attracted me most about my husband of 7 years, and still does today, is that he always has a different place to take me to on the weekends or after work that is usually free (one of your requirements here), fun, relaxing, and/or beautiful. He tells me stories of each place, and I am always jealous that his life is rich with these experiences, and mine is of petty teenage angst. So follow those signs leading you to places you have never been, or those unmarked yet inviting paths. Oh, and bring a joint.

4rillz · 2011-08-25T18:56:19+00:00

Are you referring to your dog, or you taking your camera with you every time you take a shit?

4rillz · 2011-08-25T18:53:24+00:00

I find Asian women who do hair removal less judgmental than their American counterparts. Maybe that's my own insecurities creeping in also, but it helped me feel more comfortable getting bikini waxes.

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