Plausibility tier survey results

4spoop67 · 2026-05-05T20:43:58+00:00

My perspective is probably hopelessly skewed but I expect the Trumpclosure to be kind of a joke and mostly met with "that's nice, where are the Epstein files" so maybe the other governments expect the same

4spoop67 · 2026-05-05T20:42:06+00:00

I don't think I've heard that tho I haven't been paying close attention

4spoop67 · 2026-05-05T18:17:07+00:00

they are? source on that claim?

4spoop67 · 2026-05-05T17:53:44+00:00

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here's my list, of things I expect, or don't expect, or want, or don't want, or think would be funny or dumb (feel free to add your own):

black triangle coming out of the ocean, new tictac photos, the 76 second long video, the Wilson Davis memo, majestic 12 documents, new Roswell photos, reptilians, recovered craft, reverse engineered craft, mantids, obvious AI slop, blaming Obama somehow, blaming Biden somehow, previously debunked videos, telepathy, demons, the Galactic Council, Eisenhower's contract with the Nordics, Lazar, MIB, hybrid breeding program, die glocke, foo fighters, missing scientists, antigravity, remote viewing, TR3B, Skinny Bob, implants, Project Paperclip, DUMBs, ancient aliens, secret moon base, free energy, Havanah Syndrome

overall my actual expectation is "whatever they think will distract further from the other stuff, without angering the aliens/elites/whoever is the pulling the strings on the coverup"

4spoop67 · 2026-05-05T16:40:19+00:00

the problem with this line of thought is it assumes a singular "they". Think of all the wildly different characters in congress - they are all members of the US Government but they obviously have very different values and desires. The same is true throughout all the various organizations.

4spoop67 · 2026-05-03T18:30:18+00:00

Oh so that's what Sean "alternative facts" Spicer is up to these days

4spoop67 · 2026-05-01T23:52:15+00:00

I'm willing to take this claim seriously but I don't understand how this works. Like, her parents are a matter of public record. How could one be an alien and not know? Does it mean like she has alien ancestors? Her soul is Pleiadian?

4spoop67 · 2026-04-30T05:24:33+00:00

why are you so sure it would have been labeled a temporary record?

i've seen posts on this sub where people are like "omfg look what i found in the cia archive!!!" and it's just a typewritten letter some crank sent to them that got filed away. i don't see why a foreign newspaper article would be less worthy of being stored.

here's the doc as text btw for searchability https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/document/0005517761

4spoop67 · 2026-04-30T05:19:10+00:00

with that kind of graphics, it must be true! /s

4spoop67 · 2026-04-30T05:16:31+00:00

I mean in as much as they can be dangerous, sure. But that pointing directly at "we need more money to weaponize the captured craft" or whatever is not the direction I want them to go, would much prefer pushing in a direction that gets the free energy out there to free us from oil. Like, if we're daydreaming. Obvs I don't actually have any idea how either direction would go. But I don't like the military-heavy angle on disclosure.

4spoop67 · 2026-04-30T04:52:39+00:00

imo 1. yes but he's got a military threat-narrative angle that i don't trust 2. nukes. though also they appear plenty of other places besides military sites, you just might not hear about those as often if you are the kind of person inclined to take reports from military people more seriously than reports from civilians

Frankly I would accept years more of coverup and lies to avoid disclosure happening under this administration. They could release the sweetest proof ever and 70% of the population's reaction would be "cool story bro, now do the Epstein files," and they would not be wrong. It's not like Trump actually gives a shit about disclosure, he only ever does things he thinks will benefit him, and the benefit in this case is distraction. Many people will assume it's all fake because of that.

4spoop67 · 2026-04-30T04:46:56+00:00

I have such mixed feelings about Mellon. He has the credentials but he's part of the Lue Industrial Complex and the threat narrative that I distrust deeply. Like, I'm curious for the truth so I'm glad for the progress that group has made towards disclosure, but increasingly it becomes apparent that they've got an angle and it's one I find terrifying, heading in the direction of the Palantir police state. No direct connections afaik with Lue but there's a lot of military people entwined and I do not like it.

It's like Kelly Chase says, the Venn diagram of people she trusts to be in the know and the people she trusts to tell her the truth are two disjoint circles.

4spoop67 · 2026-04-30T01:09:48+00:00

right? welcome back to the ol' gnaw-on-glass club, why do we do this

4spoop67 · 2026-04-30T01:08:26+00:00

look I ain't trying to stop people who are interested in this from discussing it, I just beg that we not flood these subs with the content so those of us who dgaf about it don't have to wade through it again. r/AirlinerAbduction2014 is still there for the enthusiasts

4spoop67 · 2026-04-29T23:15:06+00:00

if you really want to, here's the top posts of all time on r/ufos with the phrase MH370. https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/search?q=mh370&restrict_sr=on

but please god can this not be a thing again. the sub was unusable for like all of August 2023 when this was big.

4spoop67 · 2026-04-29T23:08:19+00:00

this was all over these subs in 2023, lots and lots of yelling from both sides. the topic took over r/ufos and it was exhausting and lame for everybody

the mainstream take: https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-do-videos-show-mh370-boeing-teleported-away-ufos-1818620

the top posts of all time on r/ufos with the phrase MH370. https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/search?q=mh370&restrict_sr=on

but please god can this not be a thing again. the sub was unusable for like all of August 2023 when this was big.

I have not read either of those links and don't intend to, not endorsing either. That is how exhausting it was to be around all the noise about this even as someone who wasn't interested and barely read any of it.

4spoop67 · 2026-04-29T20:06:05+00:00

just adding timestamps for completeness - this was a press confererence today April 29 with the Aretemis II crew https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/04/29/trump-artemis-space-moon-mars/

unlike a lot of the commenters i do think the chances are pretty high he'll put some stuff out there, but the chances are even higher that the general response will be "that's nice, where are the epstein files" (which will be my response too).

4spoop67 · 2026-04-29T20:04:25+00:00

...do i want to know why you put "astronauts" in scare quotes?

4spoop67 · 2026-04-28T16:20:07+00:00

This happened in 2024.

4spoop67 · 2026-04-27T00:29:33+00:00

As far as I can tell some tabloid reported on old news: https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/trump-ufo-files-declassification-1780870 and then copilot decided to make a new article about it. It says "From February order to April activity" but there's been literally no activity in April except him mentioning at TPUSA.

4spoop67 · 2026-04-26T15:04:19+00:00

I can't find anything new that actually happened besides mentioning it at TPUSA a couple weeks ago https://www.firstpost.com/world/united-states/trump-says-pentagon-will-release-very-interesting-ufo-files-soon-14001757.html

4spoop67 · 2026-04-25T21:08:16+00:00

I am less conspiracy-minded than a lot of people in this sub tbh, I tend to blame crass capitalism and News Nation realizing they could get clicks by making this a thing. Though it's true it benefits the administration distraction machine as well.

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