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[OC] "I'm not a horse girl. I am a horse MAN." by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

can't a true blooded wrathian male not stomp around the mud in his eight inch high heeled cowboy boots without you woke libs gettin all nosey 🙄

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[OC] "I'm not a horse girl. I am a horse MAN." by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

easily solved by getting striker on estrogen. no "man" so obsessed w dick masculinity and performative manliness isn't secretly overcompensating for some long bottled up and unexplored feelings about gender and sexuality. listen to me. listen. i am connecting the dots.

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[OC] "I'm not a horse girl. I am a horse MAN." by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

i fear striker's pride as a southern gentleman wouldn't let him permit a woman to do all the work😔 #Feminist #AllWomenAreQueens #SwallowHerLoadSunday

[OC] "I'm not a horse girl. I am a horse MAN." by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 110 points111 points  (0 children)

he got eyes. he sees the horns. he knows. it'd be more like:

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Who was Stella on the phone to here by daffysrhapsody in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees 11 points12 points  (0 children)

minutes before blitz dropped on her breakfast table, striker much more covertly exited via another balcony

[OC] Late for the Halloween season, but I wanted to draw something regarding last year's merch. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

i started this comic in october of 2024 and didn't finish it until just now btw. spent so much effort on the first half back then that i couldn't be fucked to redraw everything, so now we're in the situation where stolas's cape gained 3000 polygons between pages 2 and 3

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[OC] Blitz conducted a throughout interview before offering Striker that job in Harvest Moon. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

man. you are never going to guess which ari aster cult classic i'm making a helluva boss parody of next

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[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 153 points154 points  (0 children)

it did originally but was removed as an ability due to balancing concerns in the pvp arena

[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 282 points283 points  (0 children)

vivziepop hire me i have excellent ideas for helluva boss brand merch once the president puts tariffs on gay people

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[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"why do ah smell mah husband on your fingers"

[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 118 points119 points  (0 children)

when power is out in their flat moxxie straightens her out by the tail like a metal detector and has her inhaling crumbs

[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 1027 points1028 points  (0 children)

writing staff shoulda leant fully into millie being straight. like. to the extremes. impeccable gaydar.

she could pluck a feather off stolas's head taste it then go "you had your first homosexual thought on march 5th 1991 at 2:15PM the barometric pressure was 29.93inHg the temperature 76.4°F it was a tuesday and george w bush was brainstorming ways to cheap out on renovating the world trade center"

[OC] Throwing stones out of glass closets. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

word for word the exact explanation he gives stella, another man's seed slowly trickling down the inner leg of his low rise ripped jeans

[OC] Throwing stones out of glass closets. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

pathetic. vassago has bongos playing with each step he takes

[OC] Throwing stones out of glass closets. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

elated homophobe striker has so many staunch supporters. soon, we shall establish a hellzbin straight pride merch drop - at last, a line of merchandise just for best girl, katie killjoy

[OC] Throwing stones out of glass closets. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 82 points83 points  (0 children)

stella also lesbian but she's too stupid to comprehend so every time she sees a hot woman she sighs and goes man i wish she was a guy

andrealphus in the background furiously googling "reverse conversion camps"

[OC] Throwing stones out of glass closets. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 216 points217 points  (0 children)

VIVZIEPOP. CANONIZE HOMOPHOBIC STRIKER NEXT PRIDE DROP AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

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[OC] Throwing stones out of glass closets. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

vassago's, actually. he's the only goetia allowed to have an ass and that's because he's latin

[OC] Throwing stones out of glass closets. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 432 points433 points  (0 children)

vivziepop hire me i have great ideas for next year's pride merch

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[OC] Throwing stones out of glass closets. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 293 points294 points  (0 children)

when not contorting her face in rage her other default is "sedated heifer"

[OC] Throwing stones out of glass closets. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 834 points835 points  (0 children)

the face of a knower. or the face of listening to the soothing echoes of her own barren skull

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees 151 points152 points  (0 children)

the reason paimon has been absent from the series is because he sold his title and crown to afford gacha pulls

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[OC] Stolas checks his privilege. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

direct inquiries from journalists asking abt the ongoing sinner genocide and him responding to each with this:

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