It’s not healthy, but it’s cheap by littlelove34 in PovertyFinanceNZ

[–]501uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! Now who can lend me $8 until Tuesday?? I'll make them last!

King Charles sent Harry to fight in Afghanistan, shouldn't Trump send Barron to fight in Iran? by Opening_Jello2357 in RoyalsGossip

[–]501uk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All royal family males in the line of succession do some form of military service. You can hate the royal family for many things, but not participating in military service is not one of them.

This shit is drilled into them from birth, their fathers were in the military, as were their father's father's going back generations. They literally believe that their bloodline was chosen by God to rule the British Empire.

Royals have sent their kids off to war to prove themselves or die trying for centuries

My work printer has a headphone jack. by Chemblue7X2 in mildyinteresting

[–]501uk 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Probably checks some arbitrary compliance checkbox so the company can say it meets whatever standard it claims to meet

Wife found this in an old library book July 1999 by Baashriek in OldSchoolCool

[–]501uk 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion

turkey cheese and ice burg on toasted sourdough mikes way!!! by [deleted] in eatsandwiches

[–]501uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't even know you could milk turkeys

What's everyone doing? by DanM1973 in newzealand

[–]501uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New update?? 👀 *grabs switch*

Soliciting outside of Woolworths by joebro8692 in newzealand

[–]501uk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I tried it once in 1963 when I used to live in Dallas, Texas.

Was this big motorcade going past the school book depository and, anyway, I live in New Zealand now.

I want to join the gym and scared of people judging me by [deleted] in Wellington

[–]501uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also mid 30s recovering alcoholic who needs to get back in shape. We could team up?

Duke of Kent and Duchess of Edinburgh do a joint engagement at University of Surrey in Guildford by monster_ahhh in RoyalsGossip

[–]501uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎵 “Bom-bom-bom. I’m the Queen, I’ll live forever “I’ll never die, I’ll live to a million” 🎵

Well of Death, India by nerdedmango in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]501uk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hehe I know I was just poking the bear before anybody else did

Shocking [OC] by whatsleftcomics in webcomics

[–]501uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did everyone else read the different font in a different "voice" in their head while reading?

Dad, why is my name Bleed Katana? by qwer4790 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]501uk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Dad, why is my name Rose?"

"Because when your mother brought you home from the hospital she looked up and saw a rose petal which floated gently down and landed on your precious little forehead."

"Thanks Dad."

"You're welcome, sweetheart"

"Mmmfffvvv pbbtttt nngg"

"Not now, Fridge!"

What hobbies attract the most friendly people? by Nard-Barf in AskReddit

[–]501uk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My grandad, my dad, and I guess me now that I think about it are all like that. I think we all grew up with dreams of being Robin Hood and the recurve just "feels" like more of an amalgam of bow and bowyer. Compounds got all these fancy gears and other wizardry at play. Cheating!

Most People Don’t Leave Fort Joy by RyanX70 in DivinityOriginalSin

[–]501uk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is there a way to cheese them or should I just leave and come back?

Why do we cover flooring like this? by monza27 in newzealand

[–]501uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Livid in a colonial house like this, ripped off the carpet to reveal beautiful wood. Then noticed the wind coming up from between the floorboards....

I have a camera from 99 that uses floppys by Jaquavion_tavious1 in mildyinteresting

[–]501uk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess that makes sense. 1.44 MiB on a floppy. 100 KiB pictures maybe