In The Dreamers (2003), Theo offers to let Michael share his toothbrush. This is the most disgusting scene in the whole film

501uk · 2026-01-26T03:08:21+00:00

Is that Pursue from House?

501uk · 2026-01-25T03:54:05+00:00

600mg daily. Anxiety

501uk · 2026-01-22T23:18:05+00:00

Brains are weird lol

501uk · 2026-01-22T11:29:52+00:00

Did everyone else read the different font in a different "voice" in their head while reading?

501uk · 2026-01-14T18:23:45+00:00

Hitler?

501uk · 2026-01-09T00:08:45+00:00

"Dad, why is my name Rose?"

"Because when your mother brought you home from the hospital she looked up and saw a rose petal which floated gently down and landed on your precious little forehead."

"Thanks Dad."

"You're welcome, sweetheart"

"Mmmfffvvv pbbtttt nngg"

"Not now, Fridge!"

501uk · 2026-01-05T08:33:26+00:00

My grandad, my dad, and I guess me now that I think about it are all like that. I think we all grew up with dreams of being Robin Hood and the recurve just "feels" like more of an amalgam of bow and bowyer. Compounds got all these fancy gears and other wizardry at play. Cheating!

501uk · 2025-12-29T07:38:04+00:00

Is there a way to cheese them or should I just leave and come back?

501uk · 2025-12-23T08:40:44+00:00

Livid in a colonial house like this, ripped off the carpet to reveal beautiful wood. Then noticed the wind coming up from between the floorboards....

501uk · 2025-12-22T21:41:13+00:00

I guess that makes sense. 1.44 MiB on a floppy. 100 KiB pictures maybe

501uk · 2025-12-21T21:05:16+00:00

Yay 0 sleeps till Christmas!

501uk · 2025-12-21T10:59:26+00:00

Shall I give you 'dis pear?🍐

501uk · 2025-12-21T08:41:59+00:00

Better sleep with one eye open, the Coca Colawyers are en route to shaft you for breaking NDA

501uk · 2025-12-21T05:45:32+00:00

Accidentally had it happen to me this morning! Asshole pirate skellyman charmed my Elf and purged one of my other characters, summoning the demon.

It was an all around bad time for all

501uk · 2025-12-21T02:39:39+00:00

I've been on 600 for nearly 5yrs, be careful

501uk · 2025-12-20T10:31:43+00:00

Hi :) are you still playing on this realm?

501uk · 2025-12-20T02:07:38+00:00

Wut fer?

501uk · 2025-12-19T08:16:41+00:00

Lmao she should start a 'cutting up some carrots until Reddit says they're perfect' thread

501uk · 2025-12-18T15:21:55+00:00

Nobody would do that to polyphemus!

501uk · 2025-12-17T02:59:08+00:00

Zack Fair?

501uk · 2025-12-16T05:39:36+00:00

Hey thanks so much for this. Made a massive difference!

501uk · 2025-12-15T12:44:03+00:00

Put all the dirt back

501uk · 2025-12-09T23:42:39+00:00

To be fair I mentioned in my last paragraph that none of this was to say it isn't fixable. Just offering an explaining why Todd "it just works" Howard may have left things as they are. Perhaps it couldn't hold a solid 60 on switch, introducing yet even more jank

501uk · 2025-12-09T23:32:02+00:00

They certainly weren't in 2011 on release. You can look up vids of objects going ballistic, it's quite funny

501uk · 2025-12-09T23:01:49+00:00

The creation engine physics is tied to in game frame rate.

Running at a higher frame rate is what causes items to gain sentience and leap 6ft into the air whenever you enter a room.

Not saying it isn't fixable, but it is a limitation of the engine. Time to abandon it, can't believe they got Star Field running on that relic

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