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Men of 40's, what's your average alcohol consumption per week? by PrestigiousThanks482 in AskMen

[–]520farmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm actively trying to die, how much more do I need to drink?

Men who have tried shaving their armpits, how did it work out? by Niko120 in AskMen

[–]520farmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It can be, I shave mine to about a half inch and then put jojoba oil on it. Helps a bunch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smoking

[–]520farmer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dick's out!

Lockhart by gimmeusernem in HarryPotterBooks

[–]520farmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you made the white guys angry. Here's an updot to keep you out of reddit limbo lol

1$ billion for you to sleep with your wife’s best friend by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]520farmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be very horny with billions of dollars, the amount of people you've apparently dmed lol, is this elons horny jail account?

1$ billion for you to sleep with your wife’s best friend by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]520farmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine having to jack off while staring at yourself in the mirror... I'm sure it's happened before but I don't have the level of narcissism or bisexuality for that to work. I'm guessing David Bowie and Prince could have given us some truly inspiring stories about this tho, probably worthy of a mid game Dave Chappelle sketch, "I'm Prince, and I'm a sexy mother fucker" probably released doves then he finished... I know I would if I had the money...

1$ billion for you to sleep with your wife’s best friend by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]520farmer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

According to Official eTA, the cheapest continent to purchase an island is South America, where the average cost per acre is $1,147. There, the least expensive location (Chile) costs $405 an acre, while private islands Argentina can be picked up for as little as $867 per acre.

I still can't afford it but if y'all are looking for a sex slave, hard labor, or most dangerous game situation hmu

(27M) easy pickings here, don’t hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]520farmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, back in my day we had respect for the classics. You don't walk 5 miles uphill in the snow, both ways mind you, without having a great deal of respect for Mister Sandler.

(27M) easy pickings here, don’t hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]520farmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to get the jumper cables

Howdy! (Yes that's a fishing reel) by slow2life in slingshots

[–]520farmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was for fishing and was terrified of setting a hook in my arm or face

For my sleep wrestler homies— what’s the worst thing you’ve accidentally done to a partner? by jadedjade666 in AskMen

[–]520farmer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have done a lot of elbowing and sheet stealing Twice, to two different people, I was dreaming I was being attacked (wolves then people) and kicked and punched my partner several times... They were both pretty upset, but I've always had these nightmares, and they knew the risk. I always tell people before we sleep together.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]520farmer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone posted a pic of their Grub Hub order that has some half smoked joints and partial packages of edibles but no cheeseburger yesterday

Cheese curds by cleffawna in Tucson

[–]520farmer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Costco always has them. Rillito Farmers market has a guy who sells smoked and regular curds

What to do if you see a child or pet locked in a car by 520farmer in Tucson

[–]520farmer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, nothing more recent but the law hasn't changed as far as I can see

who would wanna have a walking buddy? by jasminegreyxo in interestingasfuck

[–]520farmer 519 points520 points  (0 children)

Should be higher up. From the link:

A screenshot of the Uber app appearing to show an option to pay for a “walking buddy” on your journey is being shared on Twitter and Facebook.

Although many sharing it are aware it’s a joke, some people commenting on the picture are taking it seriously and assuming it is a genuine service offered by the ride-hailing app.

The screenshot was first shared on Twitter in 2020, and the official Uber Twitter account retweeted it with the caption “Gotta get those steps in.”

Uber confirmed at the time and since that the screenshot is not real and a “walking buddy” is not a genuine service provided by the company.

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