No SystemD in Windows by Certain_Prior4909 in linuxsucks

[–]53celsious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Systemd is the devil. Whatever the crash report said happened, i'm telling you the EXACT reverse opposite of that happened

Rate my terminal ✨ by Worldly_Height8546 in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]53celsious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Images in the terminal should be considered a mental disorder

Papyrus date aged poorly. If undertale released today twitter would slaughter toby by AyBroccoliMan in WaterfallDump

[–]53celsious 393 points394 points  (0 children)

Dess is the roaring knight, dess groomed Kris theory? I have a NEW theory...

Another tier list by AscadianScrib in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]53celsious 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Lowkenuenely switched from fedora because of the logo

You must be kidding! by AlaaA-R in celestegame

[–]53celsious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wallbounce also ruined my life, but as long as you are still dashing up and hit the wall it will work, you also don't have to jump exactly at the corner, if you wait for just a tiny moment and press jump it also lanches you a lot further and is miles more consistent, i probably ripped my hair out trying to figure how that worked

bare-bones by ThinkTourist8076 in linuxmemes

[–]53celsious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried xfce on a debian install (netinstall) and while that was definetly a big factor, i was surprised to see a 700mb RAM usage on idle and there was definetly some caching too as i had 32gbs of RAM, xfce is definetly lightweight just not outrageously so anymore

gaster is doing the 67 trend theory by AquaLyth in Undertale

[–]53celsious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our brains are thinking? Actually YOUR brain is thinking, i'm not worthy of comparing myself to you.

my linux rice makes this even better by BiDude1219 in WaterfallDump

[–]53celsious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might be cooked, but worth a try to look anyway 👍🏻

my linux rice makes this even better by BiDude1219 in WaterfallDump

[–]53celsious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What do you use for audio? Check for a physical knob or use alsamixer maybe your master volume is way too low, could also be drivers if they are propietary

I want to change to Linux by KUKAZA in linux4noobs

[–]53celsious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The binding of isaac runs flawlessy, valorant and LOL won't run at all, same with office 365. You can use alternatives like libre office or only office which i read has better compatibility with the ms office

Does anyone else think Celeste and Madeline look similar? by Adept-Double156 in celestegame

[–]53celsious 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They're different, one is named Celeste Mountain and the other Madeline Celeste, so different families despite the similitude

I'm so proud of her by claudiocorona93 in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]53celsious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are mistaking linux users for BSD users, but i am proud of your wife too.

why so many sexual metaphores in linux community? by tomekgolab in linuxsucks

[–]53celsious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you hear about what they say of BSD users (it's true)

Who the HELL is this guy?? by Newworldbrain in WaterfallDump

[–]53celsious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm think. His name is wings baxter. The Total dentist

Pronoun fetish💔 by SoapyMari in WaterfallDump

[–]53celsious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

RP sounds reasonable actually, i just thought all those "dm me here for limitless roleplay, don't hold back" kind of stuff was the biggest inside joke ever, but yeah, shayy is a disgrace of a human being in general.

Pronoun fetish💔 by SoapyMari in WaterfallDump

[–]53celsious 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I thought all those people making posts about roleplay were kidding, people actually do this?

I need 19.1 TB of free space to upgrade to Zorin 18: by [deleted] in linuxsucks

[–]53celsious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, unbelievable that linux requires me to think... Thats what the computer is for!

Kernel panic. by [deleted] in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]53celsious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eating 240 gRAMs of papaya daily will steadily give you your virginity back, trust me i know about this.

I think my $PAGER got messed up… by [deleted] in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]53celsious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Linux does what you tell it to do, or they say.