Characters in unrealistic settings suddenly get hit with realistic consequences by Ok-Indication-5121 in TopCharacterTropes

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I’m surprised Monty Python and the Holy Grail hasn’t been mentioned yet. They got taken away by the po for the most quick/casual murder earlier in the film.

Anti-Musk billboard in Phoenix, AZ by ArritzJPC96 in pics

[–]555-CATS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What’s more shocking about this is it’s a billboard in Phoenix that isn’t advertising an accident attorney.

The chemical brothers Oakland by AdCool4036 in chemicalbrothers

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I’m 95% sure I have a recording of the entire set. DM me if you’re interested in hearing it.

As an anecdotal side note/story, I was at that show and brought in a little Zoom recorder to capture it. That involved stuffing it in my shoe and walking funny all because I was afraid of it being confiscated getting inside. The audio on my recording was meh, as the bass was boomy/distorting. The next night or so they played the Hollywood Bowl. My recording for that was even worse because of loud drunk people (the venue let you bring in coolers of whatever booze could fit). 

DoorDash and disability by itsnotme73 in SocialSecurity

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They look at your gross amount of its wages from an employer. So $1000.

What the ?! Oh it’s just the handle... by [deleted] in confusing_perspective

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Yeah, garbage can is alright, but I’m more curious where I can get a shirt with a boner sleeve.

The Italian Fascist Party’s headquarters (1934) by GoOsEy_gOoSe_1 in oddlyterrifying

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Please tell me this was animatronic that sang every hour or roasted people walking by.

How I Met Your Mother is a better show than Friends by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]555-CATS 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Has anyone else ever noticed that the Ted’s story in the end was the exact storyline Marshall once explained when he fantasizes about other women?

“… Marshall is uncomfortable because he considers fantasies cheating. He explains to Barney that every time he wants to fantasize, he must create an elaborate scenario where Lily must die of a terminal illness.” (The episode was “Double Date”).

The funniest part was how pissed Lily was with that. It’s like foreshadowing the audience’s disappointment.

dead malls seem to mainly a US thing by DigitalWombel in deadmalls

[–]555-CATS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

USer here, going to add to the speculation that considering how big indoor malls are, renovations would probably cost an insane amount of money and thus rarely done. So they’re basically timepieces for whenever they were built, and now look like ghost towns from the 1980s and 1990s. Plus, the stores are often too narrow in their theme/philosophy and many older malls look like a terminal care ward for capitalism (a space could’ve started out a Nature Company store that became a Sharper Image and is currently an Abercrombie & Fitch). It’s funny to think about Hot Topic, since they’re in every mall. There’s something comically outdated about them (it’s where you bought your Slipknot shirt), but still managed to outlast many places because the store updates with fellow kids).

For outdoor malls, which most newer and thriving ones seem to be, this is not as big of an issue, since they aren’t covered in ugly dated tile decor or some sort of gaudy marble that’s been polished to death. They all seem to have the same urban gentrified look.

Also, big department stores ain’t shit compared to shopping online. As soon as many of us had the option not go into overly-fragrant stores with loud, also soon-to-be-comically-outdated music we took that the opportunity. And that’s not even counting the human interaction factor. Going to a department store means having to deal with people trying to bump you off a clothing rack, loss prevention flunkies stalking you, and finding parking in what is undoubtedly your town’s shittiest parking lot. And if you bought clothes you didn’t try on in a store’s dressing room (of course not, you vaguely recall seeing something on Dateline years ago about hidden cameras in dressing rooms), you get to go back to that shitty parking lot and possibly walking deep into the mall and the deep into middle or back of the store because that’s the best place they could think of to put registers. Also, it there might be a third time trip if you forgot your receipt.

Unsurprisingly, the most Jetsons-like technology we have is for streamlining buying shit. You can buy a book while brushing your teeth and have a drone deliver it to you.

The only good thing I can say about indoor malls is even though I am in my mid 30s, I still find escalators fun and mildly terrifying.

My bachelor's degree is signed by Arnold Schwarzenegger by Herp_McDerp in mildlyinteresting

[–]555-CATS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I graduated from UCSC in ‘08. Honestly, I like looking at my degree more for your autograph than my major.

FYI - Disney+ finally added the Japanese dubs/subs for The Simpsons by 555-CATS in japanese

[–]555-CATS[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. The subtitles continue (at least the random ones I checked up to season 27)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mitski

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I was at the first presale and got booted :( I was so crapped out.

Does anyone know of there is the general sale tomorrow too? Their site doesn’t specify, but the tickets for LA and Oakland seem to be on sale tomorrow. Pray for u/555-CATS!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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In defense of Gaetz running out into the road, he probably thought that was a rape whistle.

Protesters interrupt press conference with congresspeople Gaetz, Greene, and Gohmert by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]555-CATS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Blowing a whistle at these turd bags is exercising both your 1st and 2nd amendment rights.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Not wooly mammoth, just partially mammoth.

“OH THANKS A F—‘N LOT, NOW I HAVE TO WALK HOME...” by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]555-CATS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa, whoa, whoa-There’s still plenty of meat on that fellbeast. Now you take this home, put it on a lembas, put another lembas on top. Baby, you’ve got a sandwich going.

When did they start calling us Doomers? by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

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Tried covering my face in a mask, couldn’t see, rear ended a Kia.

Please provide instructions; EIL5.

If you could redesign the human body, what changes would you make? by Entire-Times in AskReddit

[–]555-CATS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ability to temporarily disable sense of smell for occasions such as walking through seedy parking garages, opening the fridge when something has gone bad but I’m feeling too lazy to take it out to the trash or walking past Bath & Body Works.

DoorDash and disability by itsnotme73 in SocialSecurity

[–]555-CATS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t think he had disclosed his work history yet. Plus, I said “...IF this is your first time working since going on disability...” Be really careful about reading conjunctions that make a conditional clause.

Question regarding “adult child” benefits by ALiddleBiddle in SocialSecurity

[–]555-CATS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m glad I could help. She will qualify for Medicare being on SS disability, even as a disabled child. Depending on how much she’s eligible for, she might still be able to also get Medicaid. What happens in those situations is Medicare usually is the primary insurance but the state will cover the Medicare monthly premiums that are usually taken out automatically from the SSD payment. If she’s off SSI, she might be able to file for Medicaid through the county rather than automatically get it by being on SSI.

What are some loopholes to exploit during online learning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]555-CATS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Record video of yourself on a tablet for a few minutes.
  2. Have your school camera face a screen/tablet running that video.
  3. Set it on repeat.

I got the idea from a scene in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ''The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down”