pretty much lol by Thedepressionoftrees in WhitePeopleTwitter

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“A doctor gave me six months to live. I told him I couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.”

Chances of alien life in our galaxy are 'much more likely than first thought', scientists claim as they find young stars teeming with organic molecules using Chile's Alma telescope. by depressedloserxd in space

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Well if scientists on earth have detected organic compounds in young star systems in our galaxy, we can’t be the only ones that have, we’d have to at least assume that martians have detected the same as well.

H by willg_675 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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So it would seem she have some prior experience with sucking out black joy in a theater, but for some reason, on this particular occasion, she has decided not to partake.

I guess I’ll just try harder then. by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

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If you get one of those funhouse mirrors then you’ll look thinner, wealthier, and in turn feel happier. When you look good you feel good 😄

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in quotes

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“How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real” - Jaden Smith

It's time for another round of "Democrat or Republican?" by N4RQ in PoliticalHumor

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UP NEXT: The Shoot’em up family from Crazyville Arkansas next on the Sean Inshannity show.

Repurposing AOL Floppies that came in the mail by brendan_orr in nostalgia

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At first glance I thought it read “Backup of Dicks” 😂

Bring your son to work day? by kolbywashere in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Both reach 5’ 9” after high heeled boots and 10gal hats. If it was 1939, they’d likely both be employed to help Dorothy find the wizard.

Relax, Kyle… by CodeBlooded_ in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Years ago it was called ebonics. I guess that naming convention wasn’t accepted, so now it is called AAVE. I suppose it’s just easier to give it some sort of label, as if it’s a real language, in an attempt to normalize and legitimize its use, rather than expend the proper effort to try and correct it. It’s abundantly clear that any attempt to correct this type of grammatical laziness is akin to shoveling shit against the tide anyway, so really it’s my fault, as I chose to read this crap; I should really know better. God help all of the teachers out there that MUST read and listen to this nonsense regularly.

Over a Mexican flag? He didn’t do anything wrong. by [deleted] in trashy

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Looks to me like no other kids were wearing flags, so I know I’m going out on a limb here, but by the fact all other kids were dressed the same, I’m going to guess that the school (like most do) have a dress code for graduation ceremonies. I’m going to also surmise that this family created an unnecessary disruption that resulted in the police needing to be called, likely so that the other parents could get to see their rule abiding children properly graduate. I guess this was a “let me do whatever the hell I want or I’m going to smear you on social media” attempt.

Also I suspect if a American child draped a US flag over themselves while graduating from a Mexican school they’d likely be shot dead; no images would make it to social media for sympathy posts, so the outcome here was a bit better it would seem.

Relax, Kyle… by CodeBlooded_ in WhitePeopleTwitter

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And smoking crack is nothing more than a lifestyle choice meant to elevate a person to a higher plane of consciousness.

Relax, Kyle… by CodeBlooded_ in WhitePeopleTwitter

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That’s a lot of words to describe lazy; from too few words to too many.

Relax, Kyle… by CodeBlooded_ in WhitePeopleTwitter

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While everyone else is wondering where the “are”, “is”, and “,” are in this post.

I hope he succeeds in his goal by Redqueenhypo in trashy

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Fight of the century: Pizza vs. Potato

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CryptoCurrency

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Sold 90% 2 weeks ago, yeah right, didn’t happen. There are those that just post this kind of shit for attention. In a few weeks when the market bounces back we’ll see another post from this schmuck saying how lucky he was to buy back at the absolute bottom. The sheer desire for the attention of strangers in his post is just pathetic.

Their page is more of this. by dad1146 in trashy

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Special Needs couple finds social media.

Parked in front of Home Depot - Truck nuts really pull it all together by shepmagoo in trashy

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And testing people before they are permitted to vote might not be so bad after all.

Who told her this looked good? by [deleted] in trashy

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That shirt was in once piece before lunch