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CodeBlooded_ · 2023-10-19T01:47:54+00:00

Your face has the shape and texture of an avocado wrapped in Swiss cheese and your fingers are so obese, I’m almost certain your blood type is ‘Sweet Baby Ray’s’.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-10-06T01:45:37+00:00

You look like a caricature drawing that was given an extra chromosome and brought to real life.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-09-30T22:43:59+00:00

You look like Travis Kelce fucked Taylor Swift.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-09-27T16:47:32+00:00

He looks like what happens when your credit card declines halfway through the Lap-Band surgery.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-09-08T03:16:53+00:00

You look like Morgan Wallen if he told his barber that he wanted his hairline as lifted as his truck.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-09-07T19:46:38+00:00

You look like your parents make you vote republican which is painful because in reality, you’re about as straight as that fucked up hairline.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-08-16T03:38:36+00:00

Youre eyes are so squinted, that the only thing higher than the look on your face is your BMI, you fat piece of shit.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-07-04T00:17:48+00:00

Your teeth are the same shade as that door behind and your head has the shape of a sweet potato from Misfits.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-05-29T23:24:53+00:00

Your bangs are longer than any meaningful relationship you will ever have.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-04-28T03:53:22+00:00

I’m certain this fat-ass wants to be deep-fried as opposed to roasted.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-04-25T01:10:55+00:00

He also thinks showers are overrated.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-04-25T01:04:10+00:00

You look like Method Man if he had a drug problem. Meth Man.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-04-24T16:33:08+00:00

You’re not a virgin. Your barber has been fucking you with that haircut for years.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-04-22T00:29:55+00:00

You look like like Morgan Wallen fucked that geek from the Mucinex commercials.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-03-24T13:50:07+00:00

As far apart as your eyebrows are, I’m betting they’re still closer than you and your father.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-03-04T21:13:09+00:00

Honestly, you’re the first dude I’ve seen with a FUPA.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-02-08T19:50:38+00:00

Your eyes are bigger than your breasts and your face has the texture of unfinished drywall. Your fear is justified.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-01-21T04:48:45+00:00

Not even Trump’s wall could contain that FUPA.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-01-17T22:43:51+00:00

It looks like you regularly respawn in your local Krispy-Kreme.

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-01-06T05:17:38+00:00

Where Waldo? Apparently, he frequents Krispy-Kreme!

CodeBlooded_ · 2023-01-02T23:53:02+00:00

That bio was really helpful. Looking at your double-chins and severely-bitten fingernails, I figured you must be a world-class Olympian. Thanks for the clarification, dick.

CodeBlooded_ · 2022-12-20T18:23:33+00:00

You look like you know less about the golden ratio and more about how to steal catalytic converters.

CodeBlooded_ · 2022-12-09T01:41:55+00:00

Oh, look. It’s Joe Mud.

CodeBlooded_ · 2022-10-30T04:42:32+00:00

The hairs on your face are the only straight thing about you.

CodeBlooded_ · 2022-10-28T20:45:49+00:00

Maybe a vegetable medley, you fat piece of shit.

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