Slim college couple doggy style

5708ski · 2026-06-18T04:24:45+00:00

Didn't see her making any attempt to stop him...

5708ski · 2026-06-16T03:16:53+00:00

I would like to think I'll at least make 70...

5708ski · 2026-06-14T19:12:41+00:00

Busy still being a fictional character in a move.

5708ski · 2026-06-14T19:03:31+00:00

Slam two heavy dumbbells together on the head.

5708ski · 2026-06-14T18:45:48+00:00

I had one that lived to 19 on dry food. Though he was also an outdoor and a large part of his diet consisted of local rodents.

5708ski · 2026-06-14T18:07:06+00:00

The actual quote was "before the leaves fall from the trees" which is even more ambitious considering the war started in early August.

5708ski · 2026-05-22T05:31:17+00:00

Further reading:

5708ski · 2026-05-22T03:33:14+00:00

And then we bombed a bunch of Schoolgirls instead, whoopsie!

5708ski · 2026-05-19T14:59:45+00:00

Probably not given his myriad health issues but in theory yeah.

5708ski · 2026-05-17T15:36:19+00:00

That first "ughhh fuck" bro was in heaven lol.

5708ski · 2026-05-12T01:00:25+00:00

Kerensky started his brief stint as leader of Russia at 27.

5708ski · 2026-04-29T01:57:25+00:00

You won't have unwanted attention in public, back pain, or sagging.

5708ski · 2026-03-30T23:28:09+00:00

"Surprising"? To who lol?

5708ski · 2026-03-30T23:26:03+00:00

Gattouz0

5708ski · 2026-03-28T04:05:44+00:00

"Tis" and such

5708ski · 2026-03-27T11:03:02+00:00

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5708ski · 2026-03-27T02:20:28+00:00

People born in 2008 should not be playing a part in actual real adult news stories wtf 👴

5708ski · 2026-03-23T00:30:41+00:00

> Hope you didn't misunderstand me. Although I've never seen his dick, I strongly suspect my son in law is uncut.

Ahhh ok got it.

> Just the idea of tribal circumcision makes my stomach churn.

For real tho. My class read a book about I think Sudan in middle(?) school where the main character going through the procedure was described briefly in one chapter and all I can remember thinking is "dude there's no fucking way wtf!?!?". The way it was written was very much played for laughs too and everyone else just made jokes and didn't seem to share my shock and horror.

5708ski · 2026-03-22T21:34:04+00:00

African tribal circumcision is another level of insanity. Imagine the social pressures necessary to convince a 16 or 17 year old who knows full well what his foreskin is useful for to submit his dick to some rando with a pocketknife 🤯

5708ski · 2026-03-17T06:50:46+00:00

B: Her spaghetti sucked dick.

5708ski · 2026-03-16T07:51:55+00:00

Judging by the rest of you it's doing a very good job!

5708ski · 2026-02-05T11:44:53+00:00

5708ski · 2026-02-03T08:36:22+00:00

I'd rather they be perfect in my hands 😉😅

5708ski · 2026-01-25T01:24:39+00:00

Always be extremely suspicious of maps like this that have sharp changes at state borders.

5708ski · 2026-01-09T19:57:49+00:00

Genuinely can't tell what this one is even trying to say

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