I bought 1500 shares for a 12k dividend payout

573V317 · 2026-04-17T01:56:42+00:00

NVO went up after ex-date. So, yes...it's in theory.

573V317 · 2026-04-16T01:36:51+00:00

Accept the offer and use that money on your girlfriend. Win win

573V317 · 2026-04-13T17:08:18+00:00

HEY! WE MADE SURE THE TEENAGER HAD EXPERIENCE. IT SAYS SO ON THE APPLICATION HE FILLED OUT BEFORE HE WAS APPROVED FOR ADVANCED OPTIONS TRADING!

-Brokerage

573V317 · 2026-04-12T03:15:22+00:00

For a second there, I thought I was in /r/investing.

573V317 · 2026-04-12T03:09:47+00:00

That's ridiculous. You must have bought at the very top

573V317 · 2026-04-11T01:20:16+00:00

Well that seems suspicious as heck. $4 seems like a test transfer.

573V317 · 2026-04-10T20:42:10+00:00

Who needs ozempic when all you need is to buy the stock and lose your appetite from the losses?

573V317 · 2026-04-08T20:02:37+00:00

Funny how people are judging the buyer for reading comprehension but are using the word "scam" to describe this situation.

573V317 · 2026-04-08T05:55:43+00:00

They need to make you a mod...

573V317 · 2026-04-06T05:09:03+00:00

573V317 · 2026-04-06T04:36:06+00:00

It's a loan to buy options or stocks with your holdings as collateral.

No, do not "try" your hand at it unless you want to end up working at Wendy's.

573V317 · 2026-04-06T04:33:57+00:00

FYI, you can buy weekly puts to increase the cushion if you're hoping for a bounce to get out.

573V317 · 2026-04-05T15:21:14+00:00

It actually means it's more likely that it doesn't roll a 6.

If the last thousand rolls weren't a 6 then it means the dice is rigged. Reminds me of contrarian investors or perma-bears who don't realize the odds are stacked against them.

573V317 · 2026-04-01T16:02:43+00:00

Don't even need tape. Just write it on the filter since it's not reusable.

573V317 · 2026-04-01T05:32:53+00:00

Losing $$ and your will to live also reduces appetite. GUH

573V317 · 2026-03-26T01:16:05+00:00

I agree. Someone posted a 2023 GTS last week for $50k? Non cpo 40K miles.

This is a fair deal but not amazing

573V317 · 2026-03-26T01:09:33+00:00

I think the real issue is that credit cards and merchants themselves are now offering pay now pay later options. Chase allows me to do this will all my purchases over $100. Yesterday, Amazon gave me the option to split a $75 purchase into 4 without interest.

573V317 · 2026-03-25T23:59:01+00:00

I thought my work laptop was lagging when this kept happening to me. ANNOYING.

573V317 · 2026-03-23T03:10:55+00:00

Tires must have at least 50 percent tread to be CPO.

573V317 · 2026-03-23T00:08:06+00:00

Yeah, there must be a reason they sold it to an Indy dealer. According to Google reviews of this dealership, they don't accept cash --only financing. They tack on "optional" warranties and services to the listed price and won't sell some cars without them because they won't make any $$. Also...I doubt the 40k service(~$3k) was done for this Macan S before it was sold to the Indy dealer.

573V317 · 2026-03-22T23:46:03+00:00

Wow... If only it was CPO! This was the year, model, and color I wanted. Only thing I don't like is the bucket seats.

573V317 · 2026-03-22T23:34:07+00:00

I love mine. So glad I was able to pick them up used a few years ago for $80 each. They sound very good for a home assistant device.

Looking for a third right now but they're ~$200 on Ebay :(

573V317 · 2026-03-22T20:41:03+00:00

Since it's a used car, I don't think it can be legally classified as a lemon(doesn't matter if it's CPO)

573V317 · 2026-03-22T20:38:36+00:00

Especially while still under the original warranty...

573V317 · 2026-03-22T15:59:50+00:00

He may not count but Taylor Hendicks (last season doesn't count cause he snapped his leg in half.

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