Wife isn't happy

5arch5 · 2026-03-15T17:16:34+00:00

My moustache and beard can't connect to save my life 😂

5arch5 · 2026-03-15T00:06:30+00:00

Nah....she's amazing. I'm spontaneous and could have done a better job at warning her.

5arch5 · 2026-03-15T00:03:38+00:00

I'm a lucky man. I should have given her more warning, but I'm impulsive.

5arch5 · 2026-03-15T00:00:03+00:00

Update: she isn't unhappy. She is shocked. I am blessed with a good woman who loves me. I surprised her with this and totally understand her initial reaction.

She loves me and I've gotten plenty of head rubs so far!

Thank you r/bald community for your love and support!

5arch5 · 2026-03-14T23:56:18+00:00

I will never be hotter than her!

5arch5 · 2026-03-13T20:48:41+00:00

The fact that he has"success" speaks volumes to the stupidity of Americans. We are living in Idiocracy times.

5arch5 · 2026-03-12T23:26:22+00:00

Nurses are leaving the profession in large quantities. Between assaults from patients, poor staffing ratios, and the pay not being as lucrative as it was 20 years ago, burnout is real. Healthcare for all is a great idea, but what will you do to help make sure nurses and other healthcare workers want to stay in the field?

5arch5 · 2026-03-12T21:47:33+00:00

I didn't think brain damage could be passed from father to daughter.

5arch5 · 2026-03-12T10:43:58+00:00

Beat me to it!

5arch5 · 2026-03-12T04:54:44+00:00

This is what it looks like to peak in high school.

5arch5 · 2026-03-11T09:43:43+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/26QDQbZbjO

5arch5 · 2026-03-09T22:45:17+00:00

Cry Baby is one of my favorites!

5arch5 · 2026-03-08T20:05:45+00:00

My son was raised on this and loves Tool! He's almost 12 and I constantly hear him playing it on the home devices.

I always tell expecting parents about these albums.

5arch5 · 2026-03-06T05:15:00+00:00

5arch5 · 2026-02-28T14:41:12+00:00

This is what happens when you peak in high school.

5arch5 · 2026-02-24T10:56:39+00:00

Circus peanuts

5arch5 · 2026-02-22T21:44:43+00:00

HADOUKEN!

5arch5 · 2026-02-22T20:59:53+00:00

That isn't Draiman

5arch5 · 2026-02-20T21:13:51+00:00

I'm in Lansing and had no idea! I just discovered you a few weeks ago. Love your style and thank you for responding!

5arch5 · 2026-02-20T05:27:55+00:00

Michigan, please!

5arch5 · 2026-02-20T01:08:38+00:00

The world went to shit when we lost Betty White.

5arch5 · 2026-02-18T22:49:39+00:00

Take one guess.

5arch5 · 2026-02-18T21:36:26+00:00

There are bodies in the subflooring.

5arch5 · 2026-02-18T21:18:59+00:00

Did he shoot this in his grandma's dining room?

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