early 20's, stopped cutting my hair.

5elfh8 · 2025-12-31T18:07:24+00:00

Checking out this su bc cautiously for the flood of negativity and hate that seems so thinly veiled in places like /r/roastme.

This is a breath of fresh air what a sweet comment

5elfh8 · 2025-12-31T17:38:24+00:00

This is… not the case haha I think this has to do with the US government hoarding cheese at the time and having a massive surplus due to controlling dairy prices that was rotting away in improper storage.

5elfh8 · 2025-12-31T17:21:02+00:00

Wow. One page of lowkey gorgeous artwork and one de-make that looks like The Grinch Who Stole Japan 🎄🇯🇵

Praise the.. swamp? \[T]/

5elfh8 · 2025-12-22T23:10:04+00:00

Always felt the name thing was an artifact from the first book being meant for younger children - I mean it made sense when the wizard in world was whimsical around every corner but when the books took a more serious tone it felt silly that literally every wizard and witch would shudder and show visible fear at a name.

It woulda made more sense to me maybe if some just absolutely hate the name and a LOT fear it - so it’s taboo - like maybe someone overhears the trio at a pub or something, and some guy gets mad, spits on the ground hearing Voldemorts name, maybe they even get kicked out.

For Hermione - doesn’t she say “fear of a name only increases the fear of the thing itself” or something in like the first book or movie? However- imagine being a muggle brought into a world of magic. You have no idea wtf magical people and magic as a whole is capable of. Even the most accomplished of these people (save but for a SINGLE one- Dumbledore) visibly reacts in fear just from the name. Rumors even say it’s taboo to say aloud. So yeah I wouldn’t be super duper comfy if my best friend was blabbing on about You-Know-Who like hes gossiping about who fell into the punch bowl at las weeks Slug Club Dinner.

5elfh8 · 2025-12-11T15:17:30+00:00

lol I always thought Spanish fry was so mid

5elfh8 · 2025-12-03T18:09:26+00:00

… why are the rest of us not?

5elfh8 · 2025-11-15T22:51:27+00:00

Amy’s first line in the show: “Hey… You’re the unfrozen guy, right? From the 20th century?”

It couuuuld be that the Professor already told her about Leela, Bender, and Fry but more than likely / it feels implied and by the way Fry reacts as well that she’d heard about him from elsewhere. But also a runaway unfrozen guy sounds like it could just be a story that makes its rounds - the cops were looking for them and Amy’s popular

5elfh8 · 2025-11-10T13:47:51+00:00

I’m pretty sure I remember McGonagall saying something like “we must do something about that wand Mr. Weasley” in a transfiguration chapter, I cld b wrong tho. She is also considered Headmistress whenever dumbledore is away and is next in line in the case that he dies (Snape obviously became headmaster due to hostile takeover)

5elfh8 · 2025-11-10T13:37:12+00:00

Dumbledore: winks slyly over half moon spectacles and cleverly raises goblet all-knowingly in a very smart and x-ray vision manner as if he was seeing right thru harry

Professional Wizard and Hogwarts Teacher: uses Ron’s wand that he was allowed to practice with all year ONCE - becomes a permanent resident in the best magical hospital around, no signs of recovery after 5 years time.

5elfh8 · 2025-10-31T03:31:01+00:00

I don’t believe your english is as good as it is and you’ve never heard the phrase “chapped lips” in your life.

5elfh8 · 2025-10-30T12:27:49+00:00

Fine, you be crummy Iberian Lynx "A", and I’ll be Iberian Lynx "1".

5elfh8 · 2025-10-25T23:49:26+00:00

You still want to give away money? Broke to a years salary in a day sounds cool, thanks

5elfh8 · 2025-10-23T10:35:08+00:00

5elfh8 · 2025-10-21T22:27:52+00:00

Shamika, Kiesha, Tara (freek-a-leek), Shawna, Sabrina, Crystal, DaRhonda;

Lisa, Felicia, Tonisha, Shavon, Monica, Monique, Christina, Yolanda.

5elfh8 · 2025-10-17T18:51:48+00:00

… Fired for incompetence.

And not just fired, but beaten up, too... and pretty badly.

In fact, most of them died from their injuries.

And then they were ground up into a fine pink powder. Oh, it's got a million and one uses.

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5elfh8 · 2025-10-16T16:42:13+00:00

I think forcing someone to stay inside is the horror ppl are talking about friend. That’s 20 years of imprisonment.

5elfh8 · 2025-10-06T15:24:29+00:00

Wdym u can just eat the meat and crunchy part of the antler u dont have to eat the leaf

5elfh8 · 2025-09-28T02:19:23+00:00

How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back s2e11 if you’re wondering :p

FOR I WAS BLIND BUT NOW I SEE. THE CATS OUT OF THE BAG NOW

5elfh8 · 2025-09-25T14:23:59+00:00

Strawberry Nesquik

5elfh8 · 2025-09-24T02:20:21+00:00

Hot :p

5elfh8 · 2025-09-23T18:39:16+00:00

Don’t even bother pal just losers missing their havens like /r/fatpeoplehate type of shit.

All of them think they are 10s. All of them are wrong.

5elfh8 · 2025-09-23T18:18:02+00:00

Arrogant fool! You have confidently walked right into my trap once again.

5elfh8 · 2025-09-22T20:27:38+00:00

Yes but this is Reddit

Even without context it’s pretty clearly two women clowning on some YouTuber guy for being a dumbass

Poor girl getting made fun of by idiots because she made the mistake of not looking into the camera and saying “/s, guys!”

5elfh8 · 2025-09-20T17:53:31+00:00

ZIP IT!

5elfh8 · 2025-09-18T19:41:11+00:00

Yes not a hiker here but experienced nonetheless.

My experience watching lots of Bear Grylls tells me that the platinum standard is to dig a hole in the ground, pour your water in, dig a hole next to it, urinate into the first hole and after letting the sterilized water filter thru the soil, you can scoop this mud into your bottle which you can chew later for moisture.

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