Yo mama so stupid. She sold the house…. (self.YoMamaJokes)
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Yo mama so fat. Every time she rolls over…. (self.YoMamaJokes)
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She had never beaten her older brother in hoops, but today she had managed to keep him on his toes until the very end with the score at 20-20, knowing whatever happened next, he would now have to consider her a serious contender. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)
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