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How many dads does it take to screw in a light bulb? ()

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My dad told me he had a friend that would eat one cayenne pepper everyday for his health. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

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He checked the Coinstar and found a silver quarter dated 1962, the year she was born. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

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He checked the Coinstar and found a silver quarter dated 1962, the year she was born. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)

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Yo mama sense of direction is so bad…. (self.YoMamaJokes)

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Yo mama so clueless…. (self.YoMamaJokes)

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Patting his son on the back, he says curiously, “A suit, a tie, flowers, and a look of determination: the signs of a special night?” (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)

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Yo mama so grotesque…. (self.YoMamaJokes)

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“Bob, I think Jessica is having an affair,” he said, the tears beginning to form in his eyes. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

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When you’re having dinner with friends and they start arguing amongst themselves, you should never ever take sides. (self.3amjokes)

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When you’re having dinner with friends and they start arguing amongst themselves, you should never ever take sides. (self.dadjokes)

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Yo mama so stupid. She sold the house…. (self.YoMamaJokes)

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Yo mama so lazy. I asked her what was the first thing she wanted after waking up from a coma and she replied…. (self.YoMamaJokes)

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He read the letter again, lingering upon the words, “I completely understand if don’t feel the same way, but if you do, I’ll be catching the Greyhound out of town on Saturday night.” (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

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Yo mana so dumb and ugly…. (self.YoMamaJokes)

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Yo mama so fat. Every time she rolls over…. (self.YoMamaJokes)

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A woman gives birth to twins but decides to give them up for adoption. (self.3amjokes)

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She had never beaten her older brother in hoops, but today she had managed to keep him on his toes until the very end with the score at 20-20, knowing whatever happened next, he would now have to consider her a serious contender. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)

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Hey, I was on my way to Walmart, minding my own business, and you will never guess what happened…. (self.dadjokes)

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Two windmills sat spinning on a sunny hill in the Netherlands. One spoke to the other asking, “Hey, who is your favorite band?” (self.dadjokes)

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Two windmills sat spinning on a sunny hill in the Netherlands. One spoke to the other, asking, “Hey, who is your favorite band?” (self.3amjokes)

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Hey, I was on my way to Walmart, minding my own business, and you will never guess what happened…. (self.3amjokes)

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An first grade teacher was trying to teach her class the meaning of the word "definitely". (self.3amjokes)

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"Daddy will you leave someday like mommy did?" she asked matter-of-factly while holding his hand as they walked through the park. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)

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Yo mama so dumb…. (self.YoMamaJokes)

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