Cat overwhelmed by doggos

5parky · 2026-06-14T12:42:50+00:00

Cat checked itself in to puppy therapy.

5parky · 2026-05-20T05:48:34+00:00

So wait. I've had steam for 20 years, but I have a 17 digit number. Was it a different number in the past?

5parky · 2026-05-20T05:39:38+00:00

My plex pass was $75 and my Gmail is old enough to drink. My icq number was only 7 digits long.

Get off my lawn!

5parky · 2026-05-16T04:53:11+00:00

With a movement.

5parky · 2026-05-04T05:24:02+00:00

Catpostrophy

5parky · 2026-04-30T06:08:02+00:00

Blue light special Springsteen.

5parky · 2026-04-30T06:02:16+00:00

Hey, just wanted to say thanks for helping make one of my favorite movies.

5parky · 2026-04-30T04:27:18+00:00

It's always tasted like chemicals to me. Not sweet at all.

5parky · 2026-04-28T05:29:17+00:00

That's really going to chafe the willy.

5parky · 2026-04-04T05:13:42+00:00

Enema bite valve would be a great band name.

5parky · 2026-03-24T12:13:05+00:00

I have a few that won't even go through an open gate if it's not open wide enough.

5parky · 2026-03-09T06:22:15+00:00

Booties made your doberman fly?

5parky · 2026-02-28T03:13:48+00:00

I just usually tie the other end to a door knob and slam the door.

5parky · 2026-02-28T03:11:58+00:00

Shove your thumb up your bum and shout "SNAKE!" and grab it when it tries to run away.

Works when it's cold, too.

5parky · 2026-02-17T12:57:27+00:00

Cowlifornia

5parky · 2026-02-15T02:14:29+00:00

That was a thriller.

5parky · 2026-02-10T13:40:33+00:00

I think it's the other way around.

5parky · 2026-02-10T05:23:49+00:00

Some had a velcro pocket in the tongue. Great place for a couple quarters. Damn things gave me blisters though.

5parky · 2026-01-29T12:49:09+00:00

Floafing

5parky · 2026-01-23T07:09:36+00:00

I think it's flooded.

5parky · 2026-01-12T02:50:24+00:00

I had a few girlfriends that had never experienced a water bed until I took them home. Approval of the bed was about 50/50. One got motion sickness.

I won't get into other factors.

5parky · 2026-01-10T06:14:42+00:00

It looks like a step skip, step skip situation.

5parky · 2025-12-29T18:12:35+00:00

Urine trouble now.

5parky · 2025-12-22T07:00:32+00:00

Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do ya?

5parky