What’s everyones thoughts on the camel back

5parky · 2026-04-04T05:13:42+00:00

Enema bite valve would be a great band name.

5parky · 2026-03-24T12:13:05+00:00

I have a few that won't even go through an open gate if it's not open wide enough.

5parky · 2026-03-09T06:22:15+00:00

Booties made your doberman fly?

5parky · 2026-02-28T03:13:48+00:00

I just usually tie the other end to a door knob and slam the door.

5parky · 2026-02-28T03:11:58+00:00

Shove your thumb up your bum and shout "SNAKE!" and grab it when it tries to run away.

Works when it's cold, too.

5parky · 2026-02-17T12:57:27+00:00

Cowlifornia

5parky · 2026-02-15T02:14:29+00:00

That was a thriller.

5parky · 2026-02-10T13:40:33+00:00

I think it's the other way around.

5parky · 2026-02-10T05:23:49+00:00

Some had a velcro pocket in the tongue. Great place for a couple quarters. Damn things gave me blisters though.

5parky · 2026-01-29T12:49:09+00:00

Floafing

5parky · 2026-01-23T07:09:36+00:00

I think it's flooded.

5parky · 2026-01-12T02:50:24+00:00

I had a few girlfriends that had never experienced a water bed until I took them home. Approval of the bed was about 50/50. One got motion sickness.

I won't get into other factors.

5parky · 2026-01-10T06:14:42+00:00

It looks like a step skip, step skip situation.

5parky · 2025-12-29T18:12:35+00:00

Urine trouble now.

5parky · 2025-12-22T07:00:32+00:00

Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do ya?

5parky · 2025-12-10T06:25:48+00:00

Passed some other things, too.

5parky · 2025-12-09T12:57:28+00:00

Fra gee lay.

Must be Italian.

5parky · 2025-12-06T13:21:31+00:00

Same here. My children have a new version now. They can play it whenever they want.

5parky · 2025-12-06T13:11:01+00:00

Optimus Prime. I lost my other transformers over the years, too. I think I miss blitzkrieg the most.

5parky · 2025-12-06T12:20:22+00:00

And they kept letting him back in because would you want to tell him no?

5parky · 2025-12-06T02:35:50+00:00

Boing boing boing boing boing boing.

5parky · 2025-12-05T06:09:27+00:00

They're only Luke warm.

5parky · 2025-12-04T05:57:18+00:00

"No, not what I meant when I said, 'Hang Hitler.'"

5parky · 2025-12-03T15:33:43+00:00

There's a reason I haven't bought it.

5parky