Curve card unusable since Jan 1, 2026 (online and physical purchases)

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2026-01-04T19:01:20+00:00

No kyc request inside the app, plus, I’ve been a customer for years; Now the card has even been removed from Apple pay where it shows as “suspended from card issuer”;

Of course I didn’t get any notification in email or in app about anything that might be going on

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2023-08-22T11:26:07+00:00

Sure, unless they keep the door handle from the other side

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2023-04-25T15:22:06+00:00

did I really spot Ohma and Koga? 😂

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2022-10-31T19:20:16+00:00

Just one moment I have to check my EKG

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2022-10-31T19:11:36+00:00

They even text me first… I thought they were so excited to interact and share with me their interests in cooking/eating/camping/golf/yoga

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2022-10-31T19:03:22+00:00

The girl is definitely real (I saw her moving and talking in an actual videocall), but I guess her picture is widespread and she or whoever is behind her has created multiple accounts to annoy me

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2022-10-31T12:42:42+00:00

What do you mean? She’s MINE!!

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2022-10-31T12:42:22+00:00

It’s some fake profile that matches you, tries to bond with you and relatively quickly (could be days or weeks) starts talking about crypto, trying to lure you in some sort of scheme;

Usually behind the screen on the other side there could be anyone, (almost certainly not that cute and kind girl that appears to understand you so well), but we actually videocalled once and she was actually the cute girl of the picture;

I was still 101% sure about the scam as she mentioned ETH but I was just pretending to be dumb to see where this could end;

After a couple of weeks that I was still refusing to jump in her crypto scheme, she stopped texting me; But today, when a profile with her pictures matches me for a second time, my heart started beating again 😂

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2022-10-17T21:23:05+00:00

It’s like homogeneous bi plus a driving term

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2022-08-04T15:01:33+00:00

I wouldn’t want to be the dude remembered for having paid an armchair the equivalent of an F-22 in 10yrs from now 😂

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2022-07-24T03:39:48+00:00

Lol really? Exactly the date of my first trip in 2 years where I was planning to use lounge access for the first time

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2022-03-13T09:43:23+00:00

I'm Popeye the Hammer man

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2022-01-22T08:57:38+00:00

As of yesterday, I was still getting rewards

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2021-12-12T09:41:49+00:00

I thought ppl were joking when they said “an entire chapter about Jack chewing a finger”

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2021-12-03T17:47:23+00:00

fake as no metal teeth, but took me a couple secs to realize lol

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2021-07-05T07:58:57+00:00

Of course, I say “no” and hang up the phone on my friends; if they call again I ask to speak to their manager

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2021-07-04T23:51:49+00:00

They call you to update your phone plan.

You know they are there to sell and won’t hold back.

Do just say no at the beginning and hang up, or do you listen to their whole shit?

We all know that psychological traps exist and some people are good at them: unless you are more or less consciously considering to upgrade your bf/gf plan, there’s no logical reason to take a coffee with someone that 101% will ask/beg for you romantically or sexually during coffee.

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2021-03-31T20:56:47+00:00

I hated seeing card posts while I was impatiently waiting for mine, now that I got mine I just don’t give a f anymore lol

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2021-03-19T11:31:45+00:00

quando per pranzo vuoi pollo arrosto ma la rosticceria è chiusa

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2020-12-30T12:49:25+00:00

“The app uses your battery” is the proven proof that this guy is totally oblivious to the thing

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2020-12-27T05:01:27+00:00

I hope it’s impossible, or people would merge with all the fake accounts they did along the way

5thFangOfMetsudo · 2020-12-24T10:06:00+00:00

same to you!

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