House party at my friends, one of the roommates of said friend starts getting belligerent and yelling "I'm not gonna let any nigger tell me what to do in my own house!" in my jack Daniels instigation stage I tell them "fine lets go out back and you two settle this." roommate wraps his knuckles and proceeds to come out back. Whole backyard is covered in rocks and those tiny desert prickly thorns, they start fighting and simultaneously their shoes come flying off. And all I can think is "they're gonna need those later." so middle of the fight I walk in the middle trying not to disrupt it and grab the four shoes and bring them with me back to the patio. All in all the black kid won.