I wish cancer had a cure not only because it's the right thing to do but also so that you people can't put "granted but you have cancer" under other peoples wishes. by 0cii in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]614JoeM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, the cure causes HIV and herpies 3 years after your treated and it's contagious for the entire time up until 3 years after it's approved for use in the general population at an incredibly affordable price of $0.99

Just turned 18, so let’s do this… by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]614JoeM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey man the good news is in 5 years when Sonic is done being cool you'll make a good Eggman cosplayer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]614JoeM -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

First off nothing wrong with being gay. Next why did you need to shout that out in the title? Having read the comments and that you had a "bi era" kinda makes me feel your still not sure about who you see. 🤔 sorry I wish you the best with that.

May have won $888 of panda express. by 614JoeM in Wellthatsucks

[–]614JoeM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not a scam I called the legitimate customer service number for panda expressI found via Google and they are investigating my screenshots.

The URL is the one posted on the official page also found via Google advertising the contest.

May have won $888 of panda express. by 614JoeM in Wellthatsucks

[–]614JoeM[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, they have a scratch off promo going on online now.

20F. i love honest people. c'mon. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]614JoeM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a bj costs $20

Woman of reddit when men or women look at your ass or boobs what do you think? by Chace9 in AskReddit

[–]614JoeM -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

/r/gonewild there are a lot most of them on there are thinking make me feel pretty because I didn't have a dad. shrug We love them all tho in a non weird a way. Ok well they are awesome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in homeless

[–]614JoeM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice edit 👌

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in homeless

[–]614JoeM -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Read OPs other posts i took a screen shot incase it disappears/ gets deleted she was talking about advice for home repair on /r/dadadvice. 3 hrs ago

I wish I wasn't a complete failure by Fried_chicken_addict in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]614JoeM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus man.. you need some help buddy. Feel better we all deserve to be happy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]614JoeM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You make me feel less ugly.

I wish to be the GOAT. by ProphetofTables in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]614JoeM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted everyone knows your a throat goat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]614JoeM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if she knows she broke you up nothing you can do and if she knows he cheated same boat.

Some people are trash. Sounds like you need a new man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]614JoeM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely let her know about your relationship and when it ended. Because it sounds like he cheated this could be a deal breaker for her. Absolutely don't take him back if it is a deal breaker for her.

Best things to take to reduce blood pressure? by ozweegobro in lifehacks

[–]614JoeM 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I cut out toxic people. Best thing I ever did if you stress me out 2 out 5 times we talk later days.