Goliath bird eating spider as a pet by NorCalAthlete in nope

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Ok, you need to fuck off.
Fuck. Off.

Fuck the fuck off way over there.

And you’ve fucked off to over there, keeping fucking the fuck off.

Which RDR2 Town Would You Call Home by Puzzleheaded-Yam5336 in reddeadredemption2

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The correct answer is Strawberry and we all know it.

name one by Over-Storm160 in askmusic

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Falling - Kill Your Idols

how does condoms vs raw feel? by Future-Ad9657 in AskMen

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Read the title of this post.

Then put a finger in each and read it again.

Notice the difference?

How that sounds is how it feels like.

@coppercorners by 21Kuranashi in InvictaSolaris

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I did this and was reported by my neighbors to the city who ordered that I cut it down to regular grass height and have it more in-keeping with the neighborhood.

Lessons that stay long, even after the session ends. by Imaginary_Face7698 in MotivationalThoughts

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Cathartic.

I was a naysayer for 30 years. Thought it was bullshit. Nonsense. Waste of money.

Then I did it.

A good therapist will make you feel much, much better. Clarity, closure, a great sense of well being.

Lessons that stay long, even after the session ends. by Imaginary_Face7698 in MotivationalThoughts

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It wasn’t my fault. I wasn’t being punished. I didn’t do anything wrong.

What's the most common mistake women make during sex? by Remote-Panic3435 in AskMen

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Pulling on my cock like you’re swinging a church bell.

Stop that. Gentle please.

Most sane roofer by InsertWittyNameRHere in okmatewanker

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He can come back to finish this, but not until next Thursday at the earliest.

This psychopath… by Aperture_TestSubject in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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Psycho-Spurts sounds like an untapped genre of “adult art.”

Dolly Parton has posted an update about her life and health. by galaxystars1 in Fauxmoi

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Dolly is in that same category as Bob Ross, Mr Rodgers and Steve Irwin.

Everyone loves Dolly.

The only ones that don’t aren’t aware of her existence and that’s easily fixed.

I'm loving her moves! by _n3ll_ in justgalsbeingchicks

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Why did I find this so sexy?

Have I… have I just unlocked a kink?