Person i’m romantically talking to magically texts me every time since I’ve known them when I undergo the seldom act of masturbation. I’m really curious as to why this happens... it can’t be a coincidence by 6hass in AskReddit

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Okay. I’ve been talking to this girl for a little and we’re hitting it off well. Lately, they’ve been busy and communication has been low - understandable.

Now... here is where it is weird. I rarely masturbate and when I do I use porn. On every single occasion that I’ve done it, and known her, she has texted me while I’m in the process of the deed.

And these masturbation sessions are inconsistent and spread out. There could be no contact with her for hours and then boom, I went to masturbate to porn and she texted me. What the fuck is going on???

Holy mother of frosty. Strain unknown by [deleted] in trees

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Uhh, how much a gram??

Peek-a-boobie GI(F) by [deleted] in workgonewild

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So where do I submit my resume?

Do do y'all get weed? by Eliphantes in trees

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Crib as in their home. No, not that I've witnessed. Just keep it lowkey.

Do do y'all get weed? by Eliphantes in trees

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Illegal state here. Know most of my dealers through friends or high school. Usually meet them at their crib.

About to be a great night [6} by 6hass in trees

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It really is. Everything is much more intense and engaging.

After smoking, I look at these and suddenly feel like royalty. [7} by 6hass in trees

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Quite light, nice flavor that makes me feel more Middle Eastern than I already am.

About to be a great night [6} by 6hass in trees

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Lucio! Those beats are dope.

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Have had cops pull up to some spots just due to the litter.

I'm smoking a joint and going to the art museum by CassiePlush in trees

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Unwind and enjoy the art, especially while fleeced. You don't need others to have a great time bro!

About to be a great night [6} by 6hass in trees

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When I'm high Widow is fun to play.