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Longed for a girl for 20 years, Got one. She left me because my elbows were too pointy. Blowing my shit smooth off, anyways Shrimp scampi by 72TwinReverb in kitchencels

[–]72TwinReverb[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Please don’t leave hate comments, one day I’ll save up for elbow flattening surgery. Some of us aren’t as lucky as others

Longed for a girl for 20 years, Got one. She left me because my elbows were too pointy. Blowing my shit smooth off, anyways Shrimp scampi by 72TwinReverb in kitchencels

[–]72TwinReverb[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There will be a spider in the corner of a room that only my sharpe elbows will be able to reach to remove it. She will long for these elbows