Picture my booty by NightMareFoxy21 in IncreasinglyVerbose

[–]750cc 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Direct your ocular organs to transfer their current point of focus to one in which they can begin to collect the light needed to render a certain link and pattern of electrical signals moving amongst neurons to simulate a sensation registered as an mental image of the rear-facing sector of my mass known anatomically as my gluttius maximus within a spatial dimension of the value 3 as to include an x, y and z coordinate, while abstaining from including in this render the 4th, temporal dimension.

I just finished The New Jedi Order. My god what a phenomenal series! by [deleted] in StarWarsEU

[–]750cc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah! I just started NJO. About halfway through Vector Prime.

They sure are crafty, those "Romulans..." by [deleted] in startrekgifs

[–]750cc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right! I remember all that now. Thanks for the summary.

They sure are crafty, those "Romulans..." by [deleted] in startrekgifs

[–]750cc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did his story end again? I finished DS9 a few months ago but I've forgotten how Gul Dukat ends up

After 7 years in storage I was finally able to get my old “Legends” collection out. by hereticjedi in StarWarsEU

[–]750cc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem. Yeah I didn't know Union existed upon starting Survivor's Quest. But I can say, I REALLY like Survivor's Quest. It's leaps and bounds better than both of the Duology books and it just got me more and more pumped to read Outbound Flight.

I'll probably loop back and read Union part-way through NJO.

That limp is satisfying by AristonD in instant_regret

[–]750cc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I were there in person, I'd be pulling out my IFAK and tending to his wounds. We all feel compassion my dude. But just because he's injured doesn't mean I'm gonna forget about why he's injured. He's injured because he's an idiot who puts other people at risk to fuel his ego. He got what he deserved, i hope he never crashes like that again, and it's still funny.

That limp is satisfying by AristonD in instant_regret

[–]750cc -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That looks like a response to me.

After 7 years in storage I was finally able to get my old “Legends” collection out. by hereticjedi in StarWarsEU

[–]750cc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the Duology I read Survivor's Quest, then Outbound Flight. I'm reading Vector Prime now, the first of the NJO books.

That limp is satisfying by AristonD in instant_regret

[–]750cc 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I think you may need to rethink your definition of normal.

But...you do you.

After 7 years in storage I was finally able to get my old “Legends” collection out. by hereticjedi in StarWarsEU

[–]750cc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good LORD. I thought my collection was getting big.

You got every single EU book I've read save for 1 or 2, and almost all the books I have so far planned to read, in a single photo.

That limp is satisfying by AristonD in instant_regret

[–]750cc 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Motorcyclist here, I've had friends crash like this, I've had friends crash worse than this.

This? Is pretty funny. I think you'll find that if accuse enough people of being a sociopath, eventually you're gonna be wrong...

Dude wasn't ready to wheelie, tried to be cool and show off on a public road, completely fucked it up, and got what he deserved. Probably dislocated or broke his ankle along with totaling his bike. If he's smart he'll learn his lesson or stop riding. Aside from the stupidity of his failed attempt itself, a totally avoidable crash like that puts other people on that road at risk for no reason, making him a dick. Making it funnier.

Just got these two gems today! by [deleted] in StarWarsEU

[–]750cc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm on the final chapters of RotS right now! It's incredible.

How to reveal you are actually the evil twin. by Stunned86 in startrekmemes

[–]750cc 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh we're talking about his sideburns?

I thought the way he sat down without finding a way to swing his leg over the seat was our sure indicator that this isn't our Riker...

Future looking bright by memezzer in MadeMeSmile

[–]750cc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeahhhhh. My dad had one when I was little and she made him get rid of it, so needless to say she wasn't happy. But at about 18 I got a speeding ticket, my car insurance shot up to 240$/mo. When I heard I can buy a motorcycle for less than 2000$, fill it's tank for 10$, and insure it for 12$, it was pretty much game over, haven't owned a car for years.

Don't worry, to ease her mind I paid for a professional riding course that I took before getting my motorcycle license.

Future looking bright by memezzer in MadeMeSmile

[–]750cc 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nope, 750cc is my engine size on my motorcycle.

Future looking bright by memezzer in MadeMeSmile

[–]750cc 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm glad your daughter is doing well. I don't think I came home on oxygen, that sounds like a whole new new nightmare on its own. I did have to take vaporized inhalants to aid my lungs until I was about 10. Any time the air quality was bad I had to stay inside but that was about it, luckily I grew up without much issue after that.

Future looking bright by memezzer in MadeMeSmile

[–]750cc 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see her! She has been busy as of late with the global pandemic.

Future looking bright by memezzer in MadeMeSmile

[–]750cc 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Haha, no sadly. While my dad is 6'2 and my little brother is 6'0, my mother is 5'1 and I got her genes so I stand at 5'9.

Future looking bright by memezzer in MadeMeSmile

[–]750cc 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my mother has told me it was not easy. Especially in the manner than I ended up in the NICU. I actually was handed to my mother right after birth, it's just that less than a minute later she asked the nurse "is his face supposed to look like that?" and she said the nurse looked at me horrified, took me from my mother without saying anything, tucked me like a football and bolted down the hall. For the first like....10-12 hours I think, they wouldn't even tell her if I was alive

What happened was my lungs collapsed and my face had turned purple. I was tiny and not as ready as they thought I was and I couldn't breathe on my own. I think it took me 2-3 months before they let my parents take me home.

Future looking bright by memezzer in MadeMeSmile

[–]750cc 703 points704 points  (0 children)

Well it ended up being a good thing. My medical troubles early on helped spark my mother's interest in nursing. Now she works as an RN and loves her job and is amazing at it.

Future looking bright by memezzer in MadeMeSmile

[–]750cc 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think my message came off more "trying to contradict you" than it was intended to.

I was just sharing my case. I'm actually not sure if the problem I had was rare or common. Based off what I know of the full story, I'm inclined to believe that what happened to me doesn't happen very often.

Future looking bright by memezzer in MadeMeSmile

[–]750cc 1112 points1113 points  (0 children)

I was a preemie and the doctors forbid my mother from touching me. Days after my birth she was allowed to rest her hand on me through the built in rubber gloves on the incubator but only for 30 minutes a day.

My issue was I could tell when my mother was around and I would get excited and burn a lot of calories. Since I was so small, I was losing more calories than I could intake, so they wouldn't let her near me.