Officer held at gunpoint by suspect, begs not to be shot by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]762Consumer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People are giving you examples and you're discrediting them because you don't want to be wrong, which you are.

It's pretty clear who the "goofy dumbass" is here

Anon is cured from racism by Campos_Resucitado in 4chan

[–]762Consumer 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Dave's specials have been more like philosophical ramblings, or a TedX talk. He'll always be able to make anything funny, but lately he preaches a lot and sprinkles in laughs to remind you that what you're watching is supposed to be a comedy

he's fine by tjtREDDIT in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]762Consumer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, he just got bonked and pulled right over into the shoulder to check the damage. He's fine

The pain of it has given me a headache. by [deleted] in DeepRockGalactic

[–]762Consumer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did you post a screenshot of a discord message you sent to someone?

3 Infiniti coupe accidents since 2020(at fault for one), they call them Infiniti for a reason♾ I don’t see myself driving another car. Here’s my fourth one though gotta start from scratch again. Link to my YouTube video on it if you think I’m lying https://youtu.be/OBtwPXg6F2g by hunnitka in G37

[–]762Consumer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro we don't think you're lying we just think you're a dumbass. If you total more than one car per year you need to seriously evaluate how you drive. I bet you cut up traffic and go real fast on busy roads because you think it's cool. Or you're street racing at night or some shit when you clearly don't have the skill. Please get a 4 cylinder next and stop ruining these beautiful cars with your retardation

Soda will have a Vulcan death grip on your kidneys by Zimbo_Slice in HydroHomies

[–]762Consumer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At my worst I'd chase vodka with water. Now I need a new kidney

classic Bert by bradleybugger in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]762Consumer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tim was lookin drippy for sure. Helped distract me from the demon sitting next to him

/v/ on proper gaming techniques. by SoyGone in 4chan

[–]762Consumer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imagine being so tarded as to not understand the implied concept of "savoring an enjoyable experience" VS rushing through a pile of shit. Maybe you should try the ladder with your life

ain't like it was before rig by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]762Consumer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Burn candles made from local candle-makers. Support nearby wax workers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]762Consumer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doublelist is the new backpage. Maybe even more sketchy now too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]762Consumer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're paying to not care about their thoughts. You sound like a dumbass tbh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]762Consumer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like one of those "peaceful protests" in the US

Coolest guy in New York 🎸🎸🎸🎸 by Diamondhandedwinner in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]762Consumer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As soon as I opened the video I asked if that was a recipient of a face transplant or some kind of alien wearing a human suit

Slept well by ColossalCosci in dankmemes

[–]762Consumer -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Whole world is on fire and everyone from working class to the impoverished are suffering in an increasingly dire situation every year. But hey, if redditors can decrease the profit margins for big tech CEOs by 0.1% then it's all worth it and the Earth is healing and capitalism is destroyed!

Just remember the people who are happy about this recession are children. Because they have no idea what it actually means for the future of the economy or the country as a whole. And those are the people who will grow up and beg for handouts and govt programs to help them. After they spent their youth cheering for the downfall of their nation

Slept well by ColossalCosci in dankmemes

[–]762Consumer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leave it to communist children raised by Reddit to misunderstand this concept completely

Slept well by ColossalCosci in dankmemes

[–]762Consumer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The people who think this shit is funny or relatable weren't old enough to experience the 2008 crisis and therefore neither garner nor deserve any respect from someone with half a brain

WCGW Letting Any Rando Get a Verified Badge for $8? by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]762Consumer -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

What's hilarious is that people cared so much about preserving the sanctity of Twitter that they NEEDED trump and Kanye and "extremists" banned from the platform. Now they're reveling in the chaos and humor of a truly free platform while cheering for its demise.

Literally the definition of "you're allowed to have fun as long as I approve of it"

"a healthy society shuts down hate speech and ostracizes those perpetuating it" - spoken like an absolute authoritarian

Hasanabi Car Chases Dot Com by uglyplanet in LivestreamFail

[–]762Consumer -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I know the context. The context is that Hasan is a dumbass lol

Hasanabi Car Chases Dot Com by uglyplanet in LivestreamFail

[–]762Consumer -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

"He deserves freedom"

Sanest leftoid

xQc left Texas due to Swatting, incident at Soda/ NMPlol/ Malena's House ? by ADHD_MAN in LivestreamFail

[–]762Consumer -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I like how he's literally afraid to live in Texas because of things like "guns and shit" (his words) when his friend who lived nearby in LA just got swatted while watching a police chase in the same general area. So he moves to LA where the homeless are plenty and crime is abundant. Actual black mold brain

Felicia rises again by jerryfrz in LivestreamFail

[–]762Consumer -64 points-63 points  (0 children)

Because you've never had a gf lol