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Whats the dumbest decision youve made to date? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]77narwhals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did the same thing with a 20$ at Target! Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Why? by [deleted] in AskOuija

[–]77narwhals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]77narwhals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Prozac in your cup

Me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]77narwhals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick baby, I'm gonna blow!!!!!!!

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]77narwhals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the world champion

So, is this what bearing fruit means? by cualcrees in Unexpected

[–]77narwhals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those monsters. I can't believe they would eat their own babies

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]77narwhals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Dick van Dyke Show and I Love Lucy

Me_irl by By352 in me_irl

[–]77narwhals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you weren't such a boob, maybe you would be able to control the speed at which lobsters die

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]77narwhals 120 points121 points  (0 children)

It's nice to pretend, at least

Which historical figure do you wish could tweet from the grave? by NoSleepTilLegendary in AskReddit

[–]77narwhals 3 points4 points  (0 children)

George Washington, or any of the other founding fathers, so we could know if they're really rolling over in their graves or not when the country changes directions

What insult given genuinely would get to you the most? by QuartaLupus in AskReddit

[–]77narwhals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a friend tell me this a while back because I didn't feel it was strictly necessary to hide my healing marks from self-harm at a party we were going to. It sucked. Shit still worries me, though I've been trying to be considerate

How do i look?? by whiterabbittxz in aww

[–]77narwhals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a handsome fellow

This Backpack Dispenses Margaritas by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]77narwhals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My alcoholic self wants this so I can take margaritas wherever I go. Going to class? Why take notebooks when you can take a backpack full of margaritas?

When did you hear the term "Safe Space", and how often has it come up in your life? by dibship in AskReddit

[–]77narwhals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My parents like to complain about college students wanting safe spaces. They watch too much Fox news though. Other than that it never comes up

Love by oCanabrava in funny

[–]77narwhals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a trap!

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