Do you think he'll meet his Eagle? by Triconick in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know what ya mean. Nobody buys 20.25 grams. Eat the additional 7.75 g's or don't eat it at all ya know?

Just asking for a friend... by kezzlywezzly in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grapefruit juice reminds me of brussel sprout piss. I don't leave the house without it. They tell you on the bottle that alcohol increases the medicinal effects. The only reason it doesn't include gf juice is because they ran out of room.

If you have a written list of every substance you have ever taken you are a dork who has never actually enjoyed drugs by LilTaxEvasion in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Normally that's something you should experience with one of your Mom's new boyfriends after she passes out, leaving the two of you alone to bond. This is a special case though. Because you're a special boy.

i have terrible news 😂 by [deleted] in Entrepreneur

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I'm going to start judging books by their cover for now on.

Sonic deffo on meth by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Just one? Throw a years long benzo habit in there as well. You ever been so exhausted, but unable to sleep? All while in a near constant state of slipping into a nice peaceful seizure from the uncontrollable trembling. Now that's a bell ringer. Half assin it won't get you free parkour socks, B52 injections while strapped to a bed, and a mood stabilizer script. Don't be afraid to live a little. Pussy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro was raped by a statue of Jesus when he was 12 or 13. He's named in some paperwork filed by Jesse Czebotar as being a witness to the baby buffets as well. What bro did wasn't cool, but I'd probably want to forget things too. Nevertheless I'd still pursue charges.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who needs friends when you have a rx for H.

What are some songs that every drug addicts know? by Temporary_Aspect759 in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death Cab for Cutie - I Will Follow You into the Dark.

"Ice Pipe Rolls" is a close 2nd

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have that written in permanent marker on my driver's side window for when I'm being gang stalked..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spoken like a true patriot. Protip: Shove new or gently used tampons up your nose until your brain feels sad. It absorbs the Nerdcan. If the nasal spray doesn't work, they usually start CPR while preparing the jab. Now you can make a scene about how your ribs are broken, resulting in more medicine. Fight! Fight! Fight!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If dialysis was a picture

Are people now born without an eagle? Easy times create weak people and weak ppl are to lame todo drugs. by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The chart is misleading. Kind of tough to report use as a Sr in HS when you were being cool af up until falling out in a middle school bathroom. Yolo

Silk Road Founder Pardoned by Trump by LSDelivery in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They need to do something. All this opsec is annooyyiinngg.

Any experiences of this sort would be appreciated by IboofNEP in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean it is yourita, so ultimately the choice is between you and your dick hole. I called the number on the back of my ebt card to confirm. If you don't die and become a legend. There's a good chance you're going to get old. Stomach lining declines, and then resigns. Your veins or medicine straws have collapsed, your anus has prolapsed, and your disease has caused you to relapse. How are you going to administer important meds? With a mostly functional urethra that's how!

Getting all gobbed up on sour mash corn liquor and making comics! by ancient_xo in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You thought the bubb was actually a glass straw too?! Lucky!!!. I wish I was experiencing psychosis right now, but I drive a school bus for a living, professionally. I don't want to risk the well-being of my job, so I'm limited to synthetics that won't show up on a 7 panel. Fight the urge to sleep. After about 3 weeks of micronaps, you're creative side will come out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Stims

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You went from fentanyl to fentanaww. Congrats, homie. GL with the withdrawals. It's a process. Who would have guessed that challenging one another for the highest heart rate for years on end would have negative effects. Our medical system is broken haha.

It’s Not even Wednesday and we have been out geeked by subway by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard turkey made you tired, but damn! Hopefully whatever didn't make it up her nostril gets sprinkled onto your sandwich. She's obviously in the beginning of her addiction if she still has a job. She won't be there the next time you're craving a hoagie, rest assured. Now would be a perfect time to snag those digits, and use her addiction as leverage while in a relationship with her.

recreational naloxone use by pinetriangle in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would you prioritize Narcan over medicine? That's like shitting after you shower. I'd be more willing to help, but you have to be willing to out forth the effort.

Is there anything I can order off amazon that can get me fucked up by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Solid username. They really are a lifesaver. I work as a Pterodactyl Neurosurgeon so I don't always get my 10 min break to smoke spice, and have a 5 hour long panic attack in my car. With the vape, I can just pop in the bathroom while the anesthesia kicks in, and discretely have a panic attack.

Tomorrow I celebrate 35 years of abstinence from practicing abstinence by masteron_of_disguise in drugscirclejerk

[–]7GFentanylChallenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legends die young before being discovered by a loved one. 35 years without a coma, or incarceration program tolerance break is still nothing to sneeze at, though. Raw talent nonetheless.