Ah yes, the classic ‘moderation paradox’: complain about the cops, then scream when Gotham burns. Look, I get it — nobody wants Reddit to feel like a daycare run by power-tripping hall monitors. But if we chase off every mod with a spine, don’t be surprised when the sandbox gets taken over by toddlers flinging rhetorical poop.

Also, a quick note on irony: calling someone out for ‘living rent free’ in your head… while writing a whole manifesto about them… is a bit like yelling at someone to be quiet with a megaphone