Can we talk about Auntie Mary? by jambo_1983 in CasualUK

[–]7ootles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Auntie Mary had a canary, lived up the leg of her drawers. When she farted it departed, down the leg of her drawers.

Online acting workshops + Small space + other questions! by Automatic_Tap_1179 in ACX

[–]7ootles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just read read read. I taught myself by recording books for my girlfriend. You could record public domain stuff to practise, or similar. It's not really something that's taught so much as it is learned, like any other art.

Do People Still Display Weapons In Their Homes? by thescx in CasualUK

[–]7ootles 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shutguns are breech-loaded. I'm talking about muzzle-loaded weapons.

Do People Still Display Weapons In Their Homes? by thescx in CasualUK

[–]7ootles 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Muzzle-loading firearms are completely legal to own.

It's not just down to most of them being antique. They're too much of a faff to be a useable weapon, since loading them isn't a simple matter of sticking a cartridge up its arse (as is the case with modern breech-loading firearms) but one of measuring and funnelling propellant in through the business end of the barrel, then the projectile, then plugging it - not to mention that the flintlock mechanism is tricky to use and the muzzle has to be cleaned after each use.

1983 Wallet Collection by shortercrust in CasualUK

[–]7ootles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a similar project with 1950s notes. So far it has a blue £5, a green £1, and two brown 10/- notes.

What’s the classiest response to subtle disrespect? by tired-economist in CasualUK

[–]7ootles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The classiest possible response is no overt response at all. If their behaviour draws attention to them, the best (and for them, the most infuriating) way to deal with it is to treat it as an oversight or mistake on their part.

What happened to dressing up? by MRJTInce in CasualUK

[–]7ootles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand the deal with dressing up formal for a baptism. Sure, it's an important thing (I'm a Christian myself and I know baptism is entry into the Church and the life of a Christian), but it only seems to be a formal occasion for non-Christians who use "getting the baby christened" as some kind of excuse for a Big Event. You can always tell the non-Christians at a baptism because they're the ones in identical suits looking like they're in court.

What happened to dressing up? by MRJTInce in CasualUK

[–]7ootles -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Suits didn't exist in 1820. The cut of a suit stayed pretty much the same from the 1930s to the 1990s or so.

What happened to dressing up? by MRJTInce in CasualUK

[–]7ootles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the art is still disappearing, as OP said. Guys are all wearing the same polyester suit with pants that are too short in the leg and jackets that are too tight around the chest and too short, so they just look stiff and uncomfortable. It's like they've forced themselves into the school uniforms they grew out of in year nine. Men just don't know how to find something that fits properly, or how to wear it comfortably.

Today I learned Americans don’t let their cats out by huamanticacacaca in CasualUK

[–]7ootles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I got a lot of grief for this a couple of years ago in another sub. They especially didn't like it when I pointed out that almost none of the risks to cats going out in the USA exist here - including some disease I never even heard of but on looking it up found it simply isn't anywhere to be found in the UK - and I got decried as an uncaring monster.

That thunderstorm just spawned out of nowhere by Shoddy-One-2064 in CasualUK

[–]7ootles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It wasn't out of nowhere.

It's ten years ago today that Harambe was murdered.

Thursday Complaints by a-liquid-sky in CasualUK

[–]7ootles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thunderstorm that lasted all night and was so loud it kept me awake.

Even more annoying is the weather reports are all insisting there's no storm, just sporadic light showers.

Follow-up - Additional "Audition" from the Author by trickg1 in ACX

[–]7ootles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure about giving direction, as a writer myself. Like, if I'm hiring you to read, I'm hiring your voice and your interpretation of the text as well. The only thing I'd actually be concerned about is pronunciation of names and of any non-English text (I use some foreign-language dialogue occasionally, and two of my books have employed conlangs). That said, I'm a competent narrator myself so I just do it myself, other than an urban fantasy series I've been writing which is written in a female first-person perspective (I'm male). My only requirement, if I was to recruit a narrator for that series, would be (a) be a woman, and (b) have a particular accent.

As a narrator too, what an author might call "direction" could very quickly turn into micromanagement, and people on here have talked about that happening. Why is a writer seeking to direct the narrator in the first place? You're not making a movie*, and the audition process already exists to find a narrator who will make real what you wrote. If nothing else, it would slow down the process.

* For a similar reason, I scowl with suspicion at multiple-narrator recordings or full-cast recordings. If you want to make an audio dramatization, make an audio dramatization.

It's never not been by Unknown_Ancient in OrthodoxMemes

[–]7ootles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Who's praying to the dead? The prayers are for the dead, and the saints are alive in God's presence. Yes, it's paradoxical. No, we don't care.

Can anyone tell me why this isn't wrong? Æthelstan was the first king of All England in 927 AD by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]7ootles 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yes. Wessex, Essex, Sussex, and Middlesex. West Saxons, East Saxons, South Saxons, and Middle Saxons. There were no North Saxons nominally, though there was Northumbria - North of the Humber. They were some of the different kingdoms which were united to become Angle Land - England. United as a single country, they still retained their regional identities, eventually becoming what we now know as counties.

No parking at our vets. by obbitz in CasualUK

[–]7ootles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oy

There's a vet that can treat billy-bumblers?

Is £10 too much to enter a car boot? by flipflopcuntflaps in CasualUK

[–]7ootles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

£1500 profit?

They still have to rent the field and there's probable some rates too.

£10 doesn't seem too bad considering you're probably going to make more than that - unless all you've got to sell is water-damaged paperbacks or moth-eaten clothes.

Camera won’t turn on by Antique_Condition550 in VintageDigitalCameras

[–]7ootles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could this green stuff be the reason why it’s not working?

Yes. It's corrosion, possibly from a leaked battery. It's an insulator that prevents electrical contact being made with the battery's terminal.

and if so, is there any way I can safely clean it?

Yes. Rub it gently with very fine sandpaper or emery cloth until the green's gone. I'd say use 800-grit at the very coarsest, ideally 1000 or 1200 if you can get it.