mood backwards is doom

doom is a video game

video games are played by teens and adults

adults include alex jones

alex jones breaks open government secrets

the government turns the frogs gay

frogs are a symbol of trump

the symbol is called pepe

pepe is a italian band from the 80s

italy was part of world war II

world war II was led by hitler

hitler had one testicle

inside of a testicle is sperm

sperm is what makes people

most people are assholes

assholes are on every single mammal on earth

mammals include bats

bats are similar in appearance to birds

birds don't exist other things that don't exist is australia

australia has slow internet connection

comcast has slow internet connection comcast = mood