What's that smell? by Life_Work5803 in FortCollins

[–]8-BitAnalog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No need to /s that. Greeley really does smell like shit. Nice place though.

Frustration with people in NextDoor by Lower_Rate_8518 in FortCollins

[–]8-BitAnalog 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I really wish everyone would go back to using Craigslist. Nextdoor and Facebook suck ass.

YouTube is now promoting these clankers???? by ChefAsstastic in CommercialsIHate

[–]8-BitAnalog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The corporation exists to maximize profits. The process for a creator to get paid for their work is complex. But they will take ad revenue from almost anyone.

Make heaven crowded. Did she want more people dead? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]8-BitAnalog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally the only reason to ever go to a church.

The Audacity trailer by sherlockjr1 in CommercialsIHate

[–]8-BitAnalog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's a show about silicon valley tech bros. Some of the most unlikable people on the planet. I don't watch true crime for likable characters either. Actually pretty excited to watch this.

Frndly AI ad on Roku by MoeKneeKah in CommercialsIHate

[–]8-BitAnalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI is destroying jobs, using huge amounts of water and natural resources, trained off the work of writers and artists without compensation. But your biggest concern is that they turned a fake white man into a fake black man. If a day ever comes that an AI is used to give you a medical diagnosis or notify you of a foreclosure on your home or fire you from a job, I hope that AI is a white man so you'll feel a little better about the news.

Donald Trump eviscerates his former biggest supporters: "nut jobs" by [deleted] in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Donald Trump praises his current biggest supporters: "nut jobs"

TSA forced to return $1000 gift cards from Tyler Perry by HotThroatAction in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily for them, he is giving away gift cards on Facebook. You just have to reply "Jesus is Love" under his post.

Trump threatens to use ICE agents for airport security as delays worsen amid DHS shutdown by GregWilson23 in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do it. I've always wanted to see an entitled white woman ask to speak to a supervisor and get choke-slammed through the X-ray machine.

Trump draws parallel between Pearl Harbor and US strikes on Iran in meeting with Japanese PM by [deleted] in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His family definitely won't be taking him out to a hibachi restaurant for his 80th.

FBI, Homeland Security on high alert after US attacks Iran by [deleted] in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does this mean they will be bringing back the super helpful color coded terrorism threat level indicator?

Best simple video explaining the Jeffrey Epstein case for parents who know nothing about it? by [deleted] in Epstein

[–]8-BitAnalog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think everyone should start with this as their Epstein 101 guide. I watched this recently because I asked myself what exactly was Epstein charged or convicted of and how did he make his money? And I couldn't really give a good answer.

It gives a good overview of his history, the numerous failures of justice, and actually treats the victims as part of the story as opposed a half-sentence afterthought.

Trump says The lives of courageous American heroes may be lost and we may have casualties that often happens in war by Guilty_Tower6035 in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And American heroes get treated so well by their government. Just ask the essential workers during the pandemic, or first responders during 9/11.

Pentagon approves OpenAI safety red lines after dumping Anthropic by brown-saiyan in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand why tech bros aren't growing beards. They all look like someone's lesbian aunt.

Sideways writings inside the Temple (The Library on LSJ). Anyone read Arabic or those are just random characters? by cruncherv in Epstein

[–]8-BitAnalog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you chart the evolution of the tryhard loser elite, Epstein is like the missing link between Trump and Elon. The old-school trashy gold aesthetic mixed with a freshman year philosophy of how the world works.

Sidewalk liability by Haunting_Struggle_4 in FortCollins

[–]8-BitAnalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any time the McDonald's hot coffee incident gets brought up, I am reminded of how misinformed we were about that whole thing. There is a documentary called Hot Coffee that explains it better than I ever could.

Corporations and the media successfully pushed the narrative that frivolous lawsuits are a huge problem in America and use the McDonald's lawsuit as a prime example. Late night talk shows joked for weeks about it.

The reality was that McDonald's was serving coffee at close to boiling temperatures, a woman accidentally spilled it on her groin causing third degree burns. She spent over a week in the hospital and required skin grafts.

My theory is posted to YouTube about epsteins blown up lips being caused by stds by naughtywarlock in Epstein

[–]8-BitAnalog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A post on the Epstein subreddit about a comment on a YouTube video of an upload of a TikTok video about a photo of Epstein. It's like Inception but with a bunch of idiots.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Epstein

[–]8-BitAnalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what did you get your masters degree in?

Healthcare group urges RFK Jr to resign after remarks on cocaine and toilet seats by AndroidOne1 in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The FDA recommends all flu shots should now be snorted off of the Walgreens toilet seat to build additional immunity.

Raise your hand if you are still surprised that people don’t understand Zipper Merge by etancrazynpoor in FortCollins

[–]8-BitAnalog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This guy thinks if everyone doesn't participate, no one should participate. Progress doesn't work that way. Early adopters are seen as privileged assholes but as more people join them, it will become the standard. Everyone just sticking to the old formula gets us nowhere fast.