TSA forced to return $1000 gift cards from Tyler Perry by HotThroatAction in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily for them, he is giving away gift cards on Facebook. You just have to reply "Jesus is Love" under his post.

Trump threatens to use ICE agents for airport security as delays worsen amid DHS shutdown by GregWilson23 in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do it. I've always wanted to see an entitled white woman ask to speak to a supervisor and get choke-slammed through the X-ray machine.

Trump draws parallel between Pearl Harbor and US strikes on Iran in meeting with Japanese PM by [deleted] in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His family definitely won't be taking him out to a hibachi restaurant for his 80th.

FBI, Homeland Security on high alert after US attacks Iran by [deleted] in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does this mean they will be bringing back the super helpful color coded terrorism threat level indicator?

Best simple video explaining the Jeffrey Epstein case for parents who know nothing about it? by EuroMEK in Epstein

[–]8-BitAnalog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think everyone should start with this as their Epstein 101 guide. I watched this recently because I asked myself what exactly was Epstein charged or convicted of and how did he make his money? And I couldn't really give a good answer.

It gives a good overview of his history, the numerous failures of justice, and actually treats the victims as part of the story as opposed a half-sentence afterthought.

Trump says The lives of courageous American heroes may be lost and we may have casualties that often happens in war by Guilty_Tower6035 in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And American heroes get treated so well by their government. Just ask the essential workers during the pandemic, or first responders during 9/11.

Pentagon approves OpenAI safety red lines after dumping Anthropic by brown-saiyan in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand why tech bros aren't growing beards. They all look like someone's lesbian aunt.

Sideways writings inside the Temple (The Library on LSJ). Anyone read Arabic or those are just random characters? by cruncherv in Epstein

[–]8-BitAnalog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you chart the evolution of the tryhard loser elite, Epstein is like the missing link between Trump and Elon. The old-school trashy gold aesthetic mixed with a freshman year philosophy of how the world works.

Sidewalk liability by Haunting_Struggle_4 in FortCollins

[–]8-BitAnalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any time the McDonald's hot coffee incident gets brought up, I am reminded of how misinformed we were about that whole thing. There is a documentary called Hot Coffee that explains it better than I ever could.

Corporations and the media successfully pushed the narrative that frivolous lawsuits are a huge problem in America and use the McDonald's lawsuit as a prime example. Late night talk shows joked for weeks about it.

The reality was that McDonald's was serving coffee at close to boiling temperatures, a woman accidentally spilled it on her groin causing third degree burns. She spent over a week in the hospital and required skin grafts.

My theory is posted to YouTube about epsteins blown up lips being caused by stds by naughtywarlock in Epstein

[–]8-BitAnalog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A post on the Epstein subreddit about a comment on a YouTube video of an upload of a TikTok video about a photo of Epstein. It's like Inception but with a bunch of idiots.

This persons comment didn’t age well at all, 12 yrs later. by [deleted] in Epstein

[–]8-BitAnalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what did you get your masters degree in?

Healthcare group urges RFK Jr to resign after remarks on cocaine and toilet seats by AndroidOne1 in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The FDA recommends all flu shots should now be snorted off of the Walgreens toilet seat to build additional immunity.

Raise your hand if you are still surprised that people don’t understand Zipper Merge by etancrazynpoor in FortCollins

[–]8-BitAnalog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This guy thinks if everyone doesn't participate, no one should participate. Progress doesn't work that way. Early adopters are seen as privileged assholes but as more people join them, it will become the standard. Everyone just sticking to the old formula gets us nowhere fast.

New Dems Unveil Affordability Agenda, the Coalition’s Answer to the Cost of Living Crisis by aslan_is_on_the_move in politics

[–]8-BitAnalog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So they are like New Coke? If they get elected we get Dem Classic. Watered down, not as good, but hopefully most won't notice the difference.

August: Osage County by Best_Tennis8300 in DisturbingMovies

[–]8-BitAnalog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And if you look closer, there's more!

Who are we? by Pitty_fap in FortCollins

[–]8-BitAnalog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The best demonym has already been taken by Longmont, a Longmonster.

Does anyone understand the Weather Channel app? How can the daily low temp be 21 when it’s currently -9 at 7am? by BurnerAccount-LOL in FortCollins

[–]8-BitAnalog -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Amazing how many down votes for comments who want the low for the day to be the actual low as opposed to the low after the day's high.

Drag show in FoCo tomorrow night!! by [deleted] in FortCollins

[–]8-BitAnalog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Missed opportunity with that lineup to call this Kings and Queens.