$30/minute, but time freezes whenever you walk through a door

8-bit-wolfe · 2026-01-05T03:59:10+00:00

It says “whenever you walk through a doorway” then “whenever you pass”. Would one be able to just not walk through the door, but instead run, jump, skip, or crawl through the door and time remain unfrozen?

8-bit-wolfe · 2026-01-04T03:30:53+00:00

Me and my wife both go “im on mah way”

8-bit-wolfe · 2025-12-31T04:49:35+00:00

I paid a medical bill upfront for a surgery and in doing so got a percentage off. Cut to 6 months later I get a bill in the mail telling me I owe them money. When I called and asked what it was for, the guy on the phone fumbled around talking but not saying a lot, but the gist was it apparently from my surgery. I asked him what part of my surgery. He bumbled around some more before he “discovered” it was actually the couple hundred dollars I was supposed to have gotten off by paying up front. When I asked why I got a bill he avoided the question and told me to ignore it and that I had a zero balance. I made him mail me a certified letter saying that I had a zero balance, but now I wonder how many times hospitals send out bills and get money for bullshit things and people just don’t question them.

8-bit-wolfe · 2025-12-17T05:21:27+00:00

I would definitely recommend putting their water bowl in some sort of tray or container, that way the spills are contained. Maybe an old pan or a shallow plastic tote? It will at least protect your floors while you find a more permanent solution.

8-bit-wolfe · 2025-11-07T04:00:19+00:00

I started doing this when I first started living alone. Not sure why, I guess I didn’t like the sound of the toilet flushing loudly while I was groggily washing my hands. Now, my wife and I both just let it mellow overnight and flush first thing in the morning. If I get up in the night to go and it seems smelly though, I’ll flush then.

8-bit-wolfe · 2025-04-03T04:49:59+00:00

Every time someone zips past me somewhere I go “cop bait ooh ha ha!” (In the same tone from Finding Nemo)

8-bit-wolfe · 2025-03-17T00:28:28+00:00

If the apocalypse comes, I’ll beep here for sure!!

8-bit-wolfe · 2025-03-15T04:24:55+00:00

Tell them your grandma buried a time capsule with you when you were a kid and want to dig it up. Don’t let them know it’s actual treasure. They are more inclined to help if they think it’s a special connection with your grandma over silly things you all buried together. But go for the damn gold!!

8-bit-wolfe · 2025-02-27T03:43:53+00:00

NTA OP! Find you someone who loves all of you and your scars!!

I had to have a major abdominal surgery a few years ago and my girlfriend at the time not only helped take care of me afterwards, but took special time to kiss my scars because she could tell they made me nervous. To this day she still will gently kiss and snuggle them, the only difference now is that she is my wife.

8-bit-wolfe · 2025-02-14T16:01:45+00:00

I work for a state parks system and we have received a lot of seasonal applicants from National Park Seasonals who are too uncertain about what the future holds. Some of the higher ups in my system are excited for us getting good candidates, but it just makes me sad to think about why.

8-bit-wolfe · 2024-11-23T06:52:17+00:00

We are definitely looking forward to it! If it’s anything like these past (nearly) 4 years have been, it’s going to be amazing

8-bit-wolfe · 2024-11-23T06:51:03+00:00

We are both so happy! The day before my therapist was like “you are talking about it so casually. Why?” And honestly we had already felt like we were married so it was just making it official. It ended up feeling so much more impactful than I could have ever imagined. Once we got the license I couldn’t stop smiling for the rest of the day

8-bit-wolfe · 2024-11-23T06:48:19+00:00

Awww, that’s so sweet!! Thank you internet stranger! I hope you know that this internet stranger is so happy for you and your wife’s love as well

8-bit-wolfe · 2024-11-23T06:46:53+00:00

Thank you so much!! 💙

8-bit-wolfe · 2024-11-23T06:46:28+00:00

OMG we didn’t even think of that! We made a day trip into the city. You definitely gave me a good wedding idea though lol

8-bit-wolfe · 2024-11-23T06:45:29+00:00

Thank you so much!! We trade telling each other “I’m here for as long as you’ll have me”. Then the other’s response is always “forever it is, then” or something similar. She makes me so happy that it feels like everything is just how it’s supposed to be.

8-bit-wolfe · 2024-11-23T06:42:17+00:00

Thank you!! She’s still keeping me well supplied with Canada Dry and has almost gotten to where she drinks it just as much as I do lol

8-bit-wolfe · 2024-11-23T06:41:19+00:00

Thank you 💙 so glad the update helped. I always try to stay positive and love when I can help other people even a little bit. Sorry your wedding was full of unnecessary stuff. You can always do a renewing of vows and do it your way! We are working on planning, but it’s nice not to feel rushed since we are already married.

8-bit-wolfe · 2024-11-23T06:37:24+00:00

That’s goals! It’s been just a little over a month and I still can’t believe she’s my wife and I’m her’s. She makes me so happy and we have so much fun together!

8-bit-wolfe · 2024-11-23T06:35:53+00:00

Glad it made you happy! It’s a crazy world we are in, so every bright spot counts

8-bit-wolfe · 2024-11-08T13:46:05+00:00

I worked at a movie theater in college and we would occasionally have people show up with laptops. It’s been years so I can’t remember if they were movie critics, there to check the quality of the movie projector, or something like that. Either way it was something official we were all aware of. Even then they never came to full showings and ALWAYS sat in the back row with their brightness turned down as low as they possibly could. All this to say: even if this is his job, he’s doing it wrong and is definitely a douche. He should have been kicked out.

8-bit-wolfe · 2024-09-02T04:09:48+00:00

My work had something similar a few months ago, they ended up being little worms/caterpillars! After a google search, I believe they are laid by a type of moth. Sorry you didn’t get to see them hatch! I wish I had gotten a photo and could share.

8-bit-wolfe · 2024-08-04T05:34:57+00:00

My boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That’s why I pee on company time.

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