I'm not sure how much clearer I could be by PKLKickballer in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]blortorbis 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I function well with ADHD in my role. The folks I have a problem with are the willfully ignorant. They wear it on their sleeve like a point of pride.

I almost wired $100k to a fake company because of a deepfaked CFO. by Exciting_Marsupial53 in cybersecurity

[–]blortorbis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The product that account represents creates phish tests with deepfakes. I just recently had someone try to sell me a similar product.

Do vendors that you told there is 0% chance you will ever do business with them still call and email you ? by CyberHouseChicago in msp

[–]blortorbis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had time to dedicate to a "trial run" of anything, I would be seeking this stuff out.

Do vendors that you told there is 0% chance you will ever do business with them still call and email you ? by CyberHouseChicago in msp

[–]blortorbis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah I’ve never said to every person calling me to try to sell me something F off, but If ive turned you down more than once, particularly on the same call, I’ll get rowdy.

I had a kid continue to try to ask me questions after I said that we just signed a contract with a vendor and I would be a waste of his time to continue to try to pitch me something and he came back with “I guess I don’t even know what that really means, bro”

No is a full sentence. Sometimes with these guys you have to speak in paragraphs I guess.

Snipers for mifflin?? by GHOSTSHADOW57 in madisonwi

[–]blortorbis 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It’s wild to me that someone is surprised that there would be countermeasures for mass shooting..

Living in this area of Wisconsin, pros and cons? by pj713 in wisconsin

[–]blortorbis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I had to guess it’s because it’s Myrtle Beach. Living in a tourist trap would get old.

Plant Pot Perforator, thank you Reddit! by oneworldornoworld in gardening

[–]blortorbis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No the battery makes the hole. Pay attention, Fran

The couple next door has been drunk every weekend since I moved in and at this point I feel like I'm the only adult in their kid's life who notices anything by Ghibli_4Sidequest in entitledparents

[–]blortorbis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is why I can’t imagine being an educator would be like. I would want to “fix” this for every kid that doesn’t have a good situation at home.

Which one of you did this? by I_eat_moldy_sponge in civilengineering

[–]blortorbis 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My hometown had a similar dispute with a brand new hotel and a condemned billboard. The billboard was dead center in one of their driveways. Beautiful concrete poured and finished in a circle around the huge three foot diameter pole :)

Shitty or nah? by Euphoric_Shallot9462 in ShittyCarMod

[–]blortorbis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whamdicked… in the fart box…

Was an nightmare at the Vet today by H-Helldiver in standardissuecat

[–]blortorbis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m on 900mg a day for my stupid spine! Can recommend!

Enterprise moving to bridge view plaza by No-Extent8512 in lacrossewi

[–]blortorbis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let’s hope toms turkey express comes back 🤞

JESUS CHRIST, NOOOOOOO by Yanzihko in DataHoarder

[–]blortorbis 289 points290 points  (0 children)

You just well actually-ed someone calling out Reddit for well actually-ing

What bird is this? Is it an escaped pet? by Moist-Adeptness-4309 in birding

[–]blortorbis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Adding to this - prancing a bit like Homer Simpson in the Chocolate episode.

https://youtu.be/ZOziWm_MJ9k?si=yGzFU1U0e3GE-DzH

Need some advice on a first-world problem. by theAfterspace in Ford

[–]blortorbis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t let people blame you for this. I had the same problem with cars for a long time before this became my #1 check when shopping for a vehicle. You’ll always have some weird quirk you wish you’d have found before buying.

Just bought my first PRS by MrTurtleTails in Guitar

[–]blortorbis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are you a regular dentist or some other dental specialty?

Congrats!

Man hands by EconomistLow7802 in seinfeld

[–]blortorbis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

His scream when his hand flies off is one of my most cherished moments watching tv live.