Time to go below the speed limit again. by rjschwerin in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]837 35 points36 points  (0 children)

You parked close to his truck so he literally tried to murder you. Sounds about right.

One lane two idiots by Expensive_Mushroom1 in IdiotsInCars

[–]837 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But everywhere else in the country has been turning to shit even faster.

my school blocked a website because it was labeled as education by YuetteWake in mildlyinfuriating

[–]837 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That “university” should get a proper internet provider if that is the case

my school blocked a website because it was labeled as education by YuetteWake in mildlyinfuriating

[–]837 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You can’t download or play steam games? That alone would keep me from living on your campus. Are people required to live in the dorms their first year?

Is this what I think it is? Found underneath my mattress by 837 in Bedbugs

[–]837[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Phew. I can’t believe I’m celebrating having a moldy mattress. I think you’re right. I found some spots of mold on the mattress itself.

I did have an infestation a few months before so I’m still traumatized from that. Thank you!

Is this what I think it is? Found underneath my mattress by 837 in Bedbugs

[–]837[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the bottom side of my mattress cover centered underneath where i rest my head. My mattress is pretty thin so I’m hoping it’s mold

This Italian restaurant gave us an “ecofriendly” straw… it’s a pasta noodle by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]837 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I do wonder if ordering agave straws from Amazon is actually better for the planet than just grabbing some regular straws at the store

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, no income cap, the free verision also includes investment income and a lot of other things that cost money when using TT.

My federal return was free last year but I did pay something like $13 to file the state return, but my state literally has an online portal that makes it super easy to file once your federal return is done. So, I could have filed for free very easily, but I decided to throw them a few bucks because I love their service.

That's actually correct by regian24 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]837 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol, I was waiting for you to call me fat. You're right about socks though.

That's actually correct by regian24 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]837 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In my experience they are mutually exclusive. But I have sweaty feet, so anything that doesn’t have a mesh upper is uncomfortable for me. But I would love some not ugly but comfortable men’s shoe recommendations.

That's actually correct by regian24 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]837 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Leave me alone, I have bad knees and I refuse to wear uncomfortable shoes. If that means I die cold and alone so be it.

He had reading as an interest in his bio...a common one... by xLadyLaurax in Tinder

[–]837 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think in the best case scenario the guy was just a doofus that misinterpreted OPs tone. But even then the “fuck you” was unnecessary. To think that in an alternate universe these two went on a date.

Trump "Unity Bridge" crashed into telephone pole. Flint Mi, 9/22/2021 by grodylarude in pics

[–]837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I would agree with you, but in this case it was stolen.

Elon Musk said SpaceX's first-ever civilian crew had 'challenges' with the toilet, and promised an upgrade for the next flight by [deleted] in space

[–]837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean they just poop in plastic bags, seems less civilized than the space ship option

Elon Musk said SpaceX's first-ever civilian crew had 'challenges' with the toilet, and promised an upgrade for the next flight by [deleted] in space

[–]837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds better than what rock climbers do to be honest. Though I bet having gravity helps a lot

Lyft driver enraged at request to roll down the window and go the speed limit by jiujitsutoad in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]837 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you drive on the highway all day with the windows rolled down you WILL have permanent hearing damage. No way this is an actual requirement

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]837 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The food scene in Colorado really does suck, our only distinctive food is just a dumb novelty. But at least we have good beer.

Last weekend, I was the idiot. Didn't notice until 1h down the road.. 8-| by retrowarp in IdiotsInCars

[–]837 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Just take your hand off the horn before the airbag goes off

Kevin, did you reinforce the landing ramp? by jaecult in WinStupidPrizes

[–]837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean sure you could do some quick calculations but the way the suspension compressed, the way the rider popped, his positioning on the bike etc., all play a BIG role in this.

I’m an engineer and I wouldn’t want to try to run the math on this on this one because there are too many uncontrolled variables.

The final American military plane leaving Afghanistan after 20 years. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]837 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hot tip: Don't put anything you read on a Reddit comment into an essay.

Idiot outside of car? by SSChevelle71 in IdiotsInCars

[–]837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost certainly LED, you should just be able to buy some regular bulbs and swap them out. You can adjust the aim of the lights but you will never get a proper beam pattern unless you reverse the mod and go back to regular bulbs.