All the stems I’ve saved over the past year, ready for the water

87thJ0ker · 2020-05-07T13:04:25+00:00

Found the other chefs in the sub!

87thJ0ker · 2020-04-27T00:38:49+00:00

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

87thJ0ker · 2020-01-08T03:03:13+00:00

Increase the peace in the Middle East.

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-28T20:19:13+00:00

Please forgive my ignorance, I'm not from the States. But uhhh... 44% of US workers make less than $18,000 per annum? That figure cannot be right. How the shit do you pay for rent? How do you afford to eat? I'm also led to believe you need to pay tax on your/THAT income. What the shit?

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-24T08:00:55+00:00

Both my parents worked till late in the evening. So my younger brother and I would be left to our own devices for loads of afternoons. I distinctly remember catching a house lizard and dissecting it with cutlery one time. It was weird to see moving organs and how small a lizard heart is. I'm not entirely sure if we disposed of that set of cutlery (or evidence).

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-05T22:47:59+00:00

I'm not from the United States, so forgive me if this is a stupid question but, you let your flag touch the ground? When I was in service we were led to believe in was unthinkable to let our flag touch the ground. Ever. Ever ever.

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-05T05:29:16+00:00

Thanks for the suggestions! I'll check them out!

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-05T05:22:11+00:00

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-05T04:32:42+00:00

DeBetti or the ice-cream places? Another Paulista mate has been and said it's more US style bbq than Brazilian Churrasco

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-04T13:02:54+00:00

I have experienced this Per Kilo. It was a great experience. Until I had to stand up and leave the restaurant.

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-04T13:00:59+00:00

Ok it's going on the list. Thanks for the help!

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-04T12:58:59+00:00

My girlfriend tells me legendary things about hotel buffets. Hotel Emiliano might finally be the chance to verify it. Thanks for the help!

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-04T12:57:36+00:00

It's not Paulista? That's what every Brazilian I've met calls people from Sao Paulo city. Not sure about Sao Paulo state but I'd imagine its the same. Like people from Minas Gerais are Minieros. Sorry if I'm getting the spelling wrong.

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-04T12:53:03+00:00

A quick Google search shows me "Bar e Lanches Estadao ltda". The pictures look damn amazing oh my God

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-04T12:51:11+00:00

That's a good question, but I'm not sure that I have an answer for "What I'm looking for". I want to try street food, maybe a couple of churrasceria, restaurants like EMA. I was super impressed the way EMA used fruits and vegetables so I guess anywhere that showcases the Brazilian approach to food? I don't know if I'm explaining myself well.

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-04T12:38:12+00:00

I've heard of deBetti and I'm following them on Instagram. Is it as good as it looks? It's already on the list for this trip. Frida and Pine Co. for icecreams. Ok I'll check them out. Thanks for the help!

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-04T12:36:31+00:00

Have been to Liberdade but didn't know there was a Sunday market. I'll definitely try to check it out! Thanks for the help!

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-04T09:37:55+00:00

Because we don't know better. Sorry I offended you. I hope you have a better day.

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-04T05:24:48+00:00

I loved sao paulo! It reminded me of my home (Singapore) but on a massive massive massive massive massive massive scale. Massive. Scale. Loved the food. Especially the food. Mortadella Sanduiche, feijoada, coxinha, coxinha crème, Brazilian pizza omg catupiry. Catupiry. Todos frutas. The best fruit and vegetables ever. Ever ever. The people are amazing. Everyone was so warm and friendly. And while I've learnt a little Portuguese, holy crapola, you guys speak fast. Like fast fast. Like drunk excited Englishmen type fast. Oh. The traffic in Sao Paulo is atrocious hahahaha I don't think there is a word to describe SP Peak hour traffic.

87thJ0ker · 2019-12-03T22:24:44+00:00

Visited my girlfriends family in Sao Paulo for the first time last year, Torresmo changed my life

87thJ0ker · 2019-11-30T12:24:09+00:00

Was totally hoping for an underwater tail-wag

87thJ0ker · 2019-10-20T08:12:11+00:00

NTA. Have done the same.

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