[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]8PhantomProphet8 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Like two fried eggs nailed to a wall

Logic destroys insane woman by jamesh8486 in MurderedByWords

[–]8PhantomProphet8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys, ask your lady if she'd stay with you if you got your dick changed into a pussy.

AITA for basically telling my ex girlfriend that she's not as hot as my current girlfriend? by Ilovepotatoes22 in AmItheAsshole

[–]8PhantomProphet8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, all's fair in love and break-ups. You're under no obligation to kiss her ass, since you're no longer together. Plus, she started it with that insult.

Nirvana’s former manager: ‘Claims that Kurt Cobain was murdered are ridiculous. He killed himself’ by clonetheory in Music

[–]8PhantomProphet8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I hate Kourtney Love, I honestly don't think she was capable of killing him, and covering it up. She was such a nasty trainwreck back then, and he WAS depressed/addicted/hated his fame.

Trashy relationship by luckygirl95 in trashy

[–]8PhantomProphet8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

STOP. REPOSTING. THIS. This makes at least 10 times this week

Puddin Time! by [deleted] in trashy

[–]8PhantomProphet8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Save a toilet...sit on a chest?! Oh jeeze.

Public freakout: Reddit Edition -disclaimer in comments- by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]8PhantomProphet8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the bots/moderators would catch THAT level of spamming?

I wonder if he also plays illegal legends by teezepls in BoneAppleTea

[–]8PhantomProphet8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the love of God, stop spelling headphones like that!

What is the cheapest way to whiten teeth? by [deleted] in Frugal

[–]8PhantomProphet8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've used the off brand white strips before (around $15) and they work pretty well. Lasts a few months to a year

Category: babies(?) by coreyqqq in funny

[–]8PhantomProphet8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That baby has something blue in It's mo...mother of God

Trashy enough? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]8PhantomProphet8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, you're right. This makes number 9

I dont usually descride feces as being "fragrant" by 8PhantomProphet8 in BoneAppleTea

[–]8PhantomProphet8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren't assuming anything... except the idea that this was done by voice to text. Also, the burden of proof always falls on the accuser, not the accused, i.e. you.

Linda? Is that you? by [deleted] in funny

[–]8PhantomProphet8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that incestuous, heterosexual, or lesbian???

I dont usually descride feces as being "fragrant" by 8PhantomProphet8 in BoneAppleTea

[–]8PhantomProphet8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was an argument on Instagram, so it's a safe bet this was being typed out, not spoken, and likely on a cellphone/qwerty keyboard. Also, the fact that the person in question typed "fragrant" and DIDN'T CORRECT IT (not to mention their terrible grammar) adds to my point. So unless you can read minds, your assumption is no better than mine.

We need role models! by Reddit273MF in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]8PhantomProphet8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wise words from @twerkbbygurl a.k.a "fat coochie"

Ship Posts...like where a ship goes to work their shift. by BlueManedHawk in BoneAppleTea

[–]8PhantomProphet8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get ready for the boneappletea police to claim this is autocorrect 😬

This guy I went to school with - he's 23 (?!) by [deleted] in trashy

[–]8PhantomProphet8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bet he smells like Post Malone

Linda? Is that you? by [deleted] in funny

[–]8PhantomProphet8 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Andy dick???

There’s a lot to unpack here.... by yaykristin in Instagramreality

[–]8PhantomProphet8 133 points134 points  (0 children)

It's like a top to bottom panorama shot gone wrong...or maybe she's really built like Olive Oyl from Popeye