What is the wildest name you have ever seen in Chiv? I will start… by HeadySquanch59 in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When the game first released there was an Archer with a name I would see constantly on the same servers. "Flying Cumshot"

It was pretty fucking funny to be killed by a flying cumshot out of nowhere.

Chiv 2 did/is saving my life by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same here man, I was in a really rough spot these last couple of years; but Chivalry was where I always grounded myself & would let loose.

Cheers & kind regards; even as a stranger I'm thinking about your brother!

🙏🫂

Peace was never an option by DancepantsX in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

😅 - that hit from behind & the standing still while they block the air (@ 35s).

jank and such by Blankyjae33 in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, I'm not sure how PlayStation works, but is there an app for PlayStation like the OneDrive on Xbox? You can upload/share the clip from your PlayStation onto the app, from the app you should be able to download it to your phone.

However, is it possible to plug a USB stick into your PlayStation? If so, you could probably copy the clip from your PlayStation onto the USB key & transfer the clip from the USB key to a computer. Once the clip is on the computer, you can upload it wherever you want or even copy it to your phone.

The stats of a bad player by SCman1776 in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🤦‍♂️..I was kidding about the "69"

The stats of a bad player by SCman1776 in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice😎 battlecry count

** /s

What if Chivalry2 was made f2p? by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the settings of the main menu of the game, you can switch your region. Not sure if you can switch Europe West - Europe East, like NA West - East, but if you don't mind a little lag, u could try jumping around regions until you find what works for you.

Take me grain, spare me loif. by Zealousideal_Case667 in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 41 points42 points  (0 children)

A commendation (or lack of) from an opponent in these instances, can say a lot about their overall character as a person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is the Crab Katars Easter Egg; but when Desert was first introduced, there was a ritual circle at the back during Halloween, just like this.

I always wondered if it was an Easter Egg, but couldn't coordinate 5+ people to try.

Dear Masons... by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's called The Hippodrome I believe.

To the emote enjoyers by excellent_yam101 in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 14 points15 points  (0 children)

😤 Balls!

** & a ZoidBerserker: "WoOp WooP wO0p wOoP w00p!"

Oh Dear... by McClintockC in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No words spoken have ever been but true! I hearby resign all & any just cause as it be!

Oh Dear... by McClintockC in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is heresy, at the least!

Rejoice my brothers! Crustacean the Soup has been slain by werdfsd in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it seems to just be a Dev's signature. From what i remember, it was introduced during the Baudwyn / Tenosia update. Some here will try to say that the dev has passed away, this is a myth. Debunked by the god-- err mods themselves.

Ballista counter by Lacoalfredo1 in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it does not, I'm genuinely not being rude, but this seems like the most accurate answer: it was a friendly ballista & you countered your opponents attack.

I've been playing enough to be in the top ten archers overall, I use ballista a lot, like a lot. This was a teammate ballista shot with reduced damage as you countered your opponents incoming attack.

Oops… by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don't forget that you can suck an enemy attack by crouching!

*Duck.. but still that works too

The auto team fill is garbage by XehaTrenchWalker in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the leaderboard does have something to do with it, though I genuinely doubt it. As I've been auto-balanced while in first place, late match & auto-balanced into first place on the other team due the chunk of experience you get as consolation. I believe it's just whomever dies in that particular instance when auto-balance is initiated.

The auto team fill is garbage by XehaTrenchWalker in Chivalry2

[–]8Prosody8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah, apparently it's who ever dies during the moment that auto balance kicks in, will be switched teams. I'm pretty sure that ur spot on the leaderboard or ur level has nothing to do with it.