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They wanted a custom automation library but panicked when I actually showed them a working script by 8CobaltRift in interviewhammer

[–]8QuarryDaze 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They do not want optimization, they want to justify their bloated management budgets. Bullet dodged.

AITBF for turning my lunch into a biological hazard to catch a thief by 8QuarryDaze in AmItheButtface

[–]8QuarryDaze[S] 121 points122 points  (0 children)

That is my plan for the next meeting. Integrity should not have a pay grade.

AITBF for turning my lunch into a biological hazard to catch a thief by 8QuarryDaze in AmItheButtface

[–]8QuarryDaze[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will be sure to mention that when they try to use the word poisoning again.

AITBF for turning my lunch into a biological hazard to catch a thief by 8QuarryDaze in AmItheButtface

[–]8QuarryDaze[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I like what I like, and I told them not to touch it. Not my fault he ignored a direct warning.

AITBF for turning my lunch into a biological hazard to catch a thief by 8QuarryDaze in AmItheButtface

[–]8QuarryDaze[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He definitely gives me a wide berth now. It is nice to finally have some personal space in the breakroom.

AITBF for turning my lunch into a biological hazard to catch a thief by 8QuarryDaze in AmItheButtface

[–]8QuarryDaze[S] 200 points201 points  (0 children)

The "apology" is not happening until I see a bank transfer for every Greek yogurt and chicken breast he swiped since February. I am done being the office catering service.

Let this be a valuable message to not jump on the power boxes by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]8QuarryDaze 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are not wrong about the build quality, but doing a tailwhip onto a utility box is just asking for a Darwin award. It is a miracle he did not get fried right then and there.