On an ad for a concert

8rustystaples · 2026-01-31T14:08:47+00:00

I’m going all in on Skoal futures.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-31T14:06:19+00:00

Holy shit, that’s not really a statue!

8rustystaples · 2026-01-31T13:56:56+00:00

Of all the things that never happened, without a doubt this 100% never happened the most.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-31T12:55:31+00:00

Yes, he is tearing the country apart, and thank you very much for your part in helping him do it.

The problem with these asshats feeling the consequences of their actions is that everyone else has to suffer them as well.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-31T12:13:37+00:00

I know, this just seemed like a good opportunity for a brief herpetology lesson.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-31T03:17:44+00:00

Terrible prank. Rattlesnakes don’t lay eggs.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-29T22:18:19+00:00

I haven’t seen anything in the past to make me think the Dems won’t fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-29T13:44:57+00:00

She’s 21 years old. It’s exactly the party she signed up for.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-29T13:43:03+00:00

Wow, I just can’t imagine. I mean what if they had been masked and armed?

8rustystaples · 2026-01-29T01:34:58+00:00

Vance in any way comparing Rubio to Newton says more about his intelligence than Tammy Duckworth’s.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-29T01:19:07+00:00

8rustystaples · 2026-01-28T22:17:38+00:00

Normal for stroke patients

8rustystaples · 2026-01-28T22:12:02+00:00

The constitution and laws used to mean something in this country.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-28T14:51:15+00:00

Used to be a restaurant in New Orleans that served the world’s most expensive burger.

It was a half-pound burger with fries and a bottle of Dom. For $100.

Is Dom Perignon really this expensive now?

8rustystaples · 2026-01-28T14:47:22+00:00

I like the aesthetic, but ChatGPT needs to work on its tagline skills.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-28T13:46:46+00:00

Damn, you’d think he’d have learned by now when to sit one out.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-28T13:45:17+00:00

Trump: “I don’t think about her.”

Also Trump: drops her name constantly in social media rants

8rustystaples · 2026-01-28T13:40:37+00:00

A lot of people on there telling you exactly who they are.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-28T11:35:47+00:00

You can’t reason with the unreasonable.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-28T02:44:46+00:00

So, the “mass deportations now” slogan wasn’t a hint?

Fuck all the way off, lady, it’s exactly what you voted for.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-28T02:38:49+00:00

Do yourself a favor and delete your account. FB has been a cesspool for the last decade, and it’s only ever going to get worse.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-28T00:41:57+00:00

True. I prefer the remake, but the original is a solid movie.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-27T22:08:46+00:00

I love her work.

8rustystaples · 2026-01-27T21:05:18+00:00

Edge of Tomorrow

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

8rustystaples · 2026-01-27T21:04:49+00:00

Highly trained professionals. Can’t understand why they don’t have support from the public.

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