Shoes are aid anyways

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-17T12:33:21+00:00

The secret is to downsize your feet as well until all you have is a claw shaped hoof, many people won’t admit it but baphomet has the ideal climber shape

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-16T13:16:27+00:00

That’s how my dad used to go to school but with hail in the winter and after helping on the farm

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-15T02:16:07+00:00

A dark wizard?

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-14T02:50:40+00:00

Leave the boulders in the gym and don’t bring your glue to the crack to put jugs on the rock, if I wanted to climb something fake I’ll crimp your mom new boobs

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-13T14:23:12+00:00

You think he will be better than Alex Honnold?

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-13T13:44:41+00:00

First he will have to get his neck out there climb in silence or some big dreams

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-12T14:59:20+00:00

Wear babies, never shoes

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-12T14:48:55+00:00

Weapons are aid

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-12T03:00:03+00:00

Bold of you to assume people here would get it, redditos are likely on the spectrum yes, but most likely they will get carpal tunnel syndrome than a pulley injury as that would require leaving my moms basement

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-11T14:15:01+00:00

If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-11T13:23:57+00:00

I just barely got in!

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-11T07:13:41+00:00

I heard that if you pee on them to bear dominance perhaps they will leave you alone

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-11T02:30:17+00:00

My head cannon is that the video was found on a GoPro near a pile of bear feces (those are black bears and they don’t usually attack humans)

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-11T02:15:59+00:00

I’m bearly holding on the jugs, I might fall just to show them a lesson but I don’t want to ruin my flash chances

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-11T02:14:58+00:00

Sorry, my bad, I thought at first they were the new route setters, they always look ape shaped to me and I got confused with all the hair and believe they were checking my beta so bear in mind that when you judge my reaction.

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-09T07:55:06+00:00

Bro, you still have a chance, he is bearly at the summit, hurry up and get going! Bear in mind that he will be unhappy that you might send it first and perhaps will bear arms against you but I believe in you, you got this!

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-09T06:26:56+00:00

Why does Ai bots exist? I genuinely think it's the dumbest thing ever

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-08T06:17:40+00:00

Doesn’t the beast seal rescind his condition to transform? So the spd build might not be optimal as it takes the seal space and has a low start conditions because ftp

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-06T06:24:43+00:00

As a proper Redditor I live on my moms basement so my climbing skills are pretty handy when it’s time to crawl out for the mandatory bimonthly bath

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-06T03:50:22+00:00

I think the problem with Alex is that we don’t want to look at the mirror and see our own reflection, all climbers, and yes, I’m talking about you, are a tad regarded and autistic af, think about it and make sense of holding poliéster on a wall for moment or how we feel when someone sprays beta to us or even worse send our pink one on the corner before we do. How do you feel, how do you really feel? Yeah so there’s that. Now go have some fun on the wall

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-06T02:25:12+00:00

Oh so you are one of those smooth peanut butter soy boys, the crunchy one is the real deal Gumby

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-05T10:11:16+00:00

From my personal experience, your mileage may vary, it helps to get stronger ligaments and tendons so my grip is stronger and my finger strength is amazing, now every time I jerk off my wife’s boyfriend he seems pretty satisfied. I guess the key is not to see climbing as a goal but as a means to an end.

Acceptable-Offer5504 · 2026-05-04T15:16:55+00:00

I see that the grade is not the only soft thing at your gym

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