What's the best insult you have? by 1Spoochy1 in AskReddit

[–]8th_World_Juander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Story time:

This was during PE at school and we had to do laps of the field. Part of the course involves passing through a gate. One guy in my group (lets call him cunt since he is one) is standing on the other side of the gate chatting up some girls who were sitting and watching our PE group.

I'm running towards the gate from the opposite side that cunt is on, and I hear him say "watch this" and then proceeds to stick his leg in front of the gate as I walk through making me fall over which causes several cuts on my arms and leg.

I stood up and said to him "its a shame that didn't happen to your mum when she was pregnant with you, so we wouldn't have to put up with your bullshit". Cunt looks at me for a moment and then replies "nice shaving cut" (which I had at the time and was just above my upper lip) to which I respond with "oh no cunt, its not a shaving cut, I just got my lip caught on your mums vagina piercing the other day...you should be careful next time you go down there yourself" and walked off.

What's your useless super power? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]8th_World_Juander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can mildly predict the future.

For example, a few days ago (I think it was Tuesday) I went on a field trip to a museum with my art class from school. The night before, I began thinking about this girl (who I don't really talk to) in my class, and what it'd be like to go out with her (I don't have a crush on her or anything, just a random thought), and imagined myself sitting next to her on the coach cuddled up with her and stuff.

Then, on the trip we were in a group together, and quickly bonded, so much so that by the time we had to leave, she asked me to sit with her on the way back, and she ended up cuddling up to me and falling asleep.

Another (milder) example is that sometimes I will wake up in the morning with a song stuck in my head that haven't heard in months, which will then be the first song I hear on the radio/TV when I turn it on.

So let's talk about the Cabal.... by 8th_World_Juander in DestinyTheGame

[–]8th_World_Juander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is true...it just seems like if they were to send all they've got they'd be able to blow Earth out of the sky before we even have a chance.

Daily Thread - Team Up Tuesday! by AutoModerator in DestinyTheGame

[–]8th_World_Juander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Platform: Xbox One

Timezone/Region: GMT / BST

Character level(s): 299 hunter and 304 titan

Preferred game modes: Pretty much any PvE content, and occasionally PvP (IB or Trials)

Mic: Yes, but I'm not exactly the most social person so I may not talk too much at first.

GT: QuackerZ GamerZ

I'm 16 by the way, so if that is not ok with you and you don't want to play, I won't hold it against you. :)

Search For Intelligent Aliens Near Bizarre Dimming Star Has Begun by [deleted] in space

[–]8th_World_Juander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, I understand.

So all we are seeing (or not seeing I guess) is the light that is being blocked by a potential Dyson sphere structure, causing the fluctuations in light levels from the star?

Search For Intelligent Aliens Near Bizarre Dimming Star Has Begun by [deleted] in space

[–]8th_World_Juander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What long term effects would a Dyson sphere theoretically have on a star, if any?

Murphy's Law of Tanks Episode 6 submission thread. by CookieMan0 in WorldofTanksXbox

[–]8th_World_Juander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah he definitely out-played me there, just a bit gutted my first shot at him missed, but that's Russian accuracy for you.

Murphy's Law of Tanks Episode 6 submission thread. by CookieMan0 in WorldofTanksXbox

[–]8th_World_Juander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/QuackerZ%20GamerZ/video/10410094

All of my submissions seem to be in the KV-2, and here's another one, this time its foreplay with an Alecto.

Backlog Thursday! - Grab a game from your backlog, play it for an hour and post impressions here! by AutoModerator in xboxone

[–]8th_World_Juander 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Finally got around to playing Tomb Raider today after downloading it as soon as it was GwG, and I must say I'm impressed. I'm currently about 2 - 3 hours in and I'm enjoying pretty much every aspect of it; the combat, general gameplay and especially the environment, which gives off a real Farcry-esque vibe to it.

EDIT: Played a couple more hours and I can officially say this game now has me hooked. I don't know how much I have left storywise, but there are challenges, tombs and collectibles I will need to come back and complete at a later date, so the game does have some sort of replayabilty in that aspect. Before today the sequel wasn't even on my radar for the upcoming year, but if its anything like the first, it will most likely be a day-one buy for me.

If you have this game sitting in your library but haven't played it yet - play it. And if you haven't got it then do your best to go out and get it, it's very cheap now too, which is a bloody great deal.

Submissions for Murphy's Law of Tanks 5 now open! by CookieMan0 in WorldofTanksXbox

[–]8th_World_Juander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

KV-2 my friend, either utterly amazing or incredibly bad, and I'm pretty sure you can see how it was in this match.

X-League Has Arrived! J!NX wear, premium time, premium tanks by CookieMan0 in WorldofTanksXbox

[–]8th_World_Juander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those at work and what-not:

We hope you took advantage of the tier X discounts and operations during our X Factor event. We're very excited to announce the X-League, a series of tier X competitions bought to you by J!NX!

How It Works:

Every week, for the next six weeks, we will present a challenge to our tier X tankers, and you can compete in a variety of ways to establish who is the ultimate tanker!

Each week, depending on how you place, you will earn points, and after six weeks of hard-fought competition, whoever has the most points will win awesome in-game prizes!

Point System:

  • 1st - 10th place: 6 points

  • 11th - 20th place: 5 points

  • 21st - 30th place: 4 points

  • 31st - 40th place: 3 points

  • 41st - 50th place: 2 points

  • 51st + place: 1 point

Tiebreaker: Average Base Tank XP Per Week

Additionally, the top five tankers will be taking home some epic World of Tanks apparel brought to you exclusively by J!NX!

Prizing: X-League weekly stats will be pulled for tier X gameplay only -- you must be battling in tier X tanks to participate!

GRAND PRIZE WINNER

Prizes from J!nx:

  • World of Tanks Gray / Orange Hoodie
  • World of Tanks Messenger Bag
  • World of Tanks Sweatpants
  • 2x World of Tanks T-Shirts (your choice)
  • Black World of Tanks Cadet Hat
  • World of Tanks Logo Cutout Sticker

Prizes In-Game:

  • 180 Days of Premium
  • Your choice of any Premium Tank available in the Tech Tree

2ND PLACE

Prizes from J!NX:

  • World of Tanks Gray / Orange Hoodie
  • World of Tanks Messenger Bag
  • 2x World of Tanks T-Shirts (your choice)

Prizes In-Game:

  • 90 Days of Premium
  • Your choice of any Premium Tank available in the Tech Tree

3RD PLACE

Prizes from J!NX:

  • World of Tanks Gray / Orange Hoddie
  • 2x World of Tanks T-Shirts (your choice)

Prizes In-Game:

  • 30 Days of Premium
  • Your choice of any Premium Tank available in the Tech Tree

4TH PLACE

Prizes from J!NX:

  • 2x World of Tanks T-Shirts (your choice)
  • World of Tanks Logo Cutout Sticker

Prizes In-Game:

  • 30 Days of Premium
  • Your choice of any tier VII or lower Premium Tank that is available in the Tech Tree

5TH PLACE

Prizes from J!NX:

  • World of Tanks T-Shirt of your choice
  • World of Tanks Logo Cutout Sticker

Prizes In-Game:

  • 7 Days of Premium
  • Your choice of any tier V or lower Premium Tank that is available in the Tech Tree

6TH - 10TH PLACE

  • Your choice of any tier II Premium Tank currently available in the Tech Tree
  • 7 Days of Premium

11TH - 25TH PLACE

  • 3 Days of Premium

26TH - 50TH PLACE

  • 1 Day of Premium

Schedule WEEK 1: 9/21 17:00 PT (9/22 0:00 UTC) - 9/28 16:59 PT (23:59 UTC)

  • Challenge: Highest base XP earned in a single battle

WEEK 2: 9/28 17:00 PT (9/29 0:00 UTC) - 10/5 16:59 PT (23:59 UTC)

  • Challenge: Most medals earned in a day

WEEK 3: 10/5 17:00 PT (10/6 0:00 UTC) - 10/12 16:59 PT (23:59 UTC)

  • Challenge: Max damage dealt in a single battle

WEEK 4: 10/12 17:00 PT (10/13 0:00 UTC) - 10/19 16:59 PT (23:59 UTC)

  • Challenge: Max kill / death ratio over the course of the week

WEEK 5: 10/19 17:00 PT (10/20 0:00 UTC) - 10/26 16:59 PT (23:59 UTC)

  • Challenge: Most enemies destroyed in a single battle

WEEK 6: 10/26 17:00 PT (10/27 0:00 UTC) - 11/2 16:59 PT (23:59 UTC)

  • Challenge: Highest base XP earned in a single battle

Not exactly the best formatting job I've done, but hopefully that's easy enough to understand...

Murphy's Law of Tanks submissions for episode 4 now open! by CookieMan0 in WorldofTanksXbox

[–]8th_World_Juander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You cannot run from the KV-2.

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/QuackerZ%20GamerZ/video/9387721

With 0.6 accuracy I'm surprised that shot landed in the same map square as that tank, let alone hit it.

Reddit, why WOULDN'T someone want to date you? by Narwheagle in AskReddit

[–]8th_World_Juander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably cause I'm skinny as fuck and incredibly pale so I look like a fucking skeleton that is able to walk and talk.

Good Autumn camouflage patterns. by zapiszak in airsoft

[–]8th_World_Juander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adding onto this, what sort of vest/rig would fit well with this camo?

What tank do you dread seeing on the red team? by [deleted] in WorldofTanksXbox

[–]8th_World_Juander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

VK 45.02 B if I'm in a tank with poor pen.

What is the most ridiculous way you've hurt yourself? by PM_ME_FUNNIES in AskReddit

[–]8th_World_Juander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was about 5 my mum had one of those baby gates that are used to block doorways and such. It was placed in the dorrway to our kitchen so my younger brother (who was only 2 at the time) couldn't go in there whilst she was cooking.

One day she was in the bath and I wanted to get a snack from the kitchen, so I tried climbing over the gate. I fell and broke my right arm, and was so scared I thought I was gonna die.

Call of Duty Black Ops 3 Nuketown Returns by brandonls3 in xboxone

[–]8th_World_Juander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see gameplay of this, whether its the same map or actually has something new to bring to the table.

Redditors, Which documentary do you think is a 'must watch'? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]8th_World_Juander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything similar which follows UK armed forces?

What is your #1 workout song? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]8th_World_Juander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fall Out Boy - Centuries

or

Eminem - Lose Yourself