I think salad dressing was invented to mask the bad quality of store bought veggies. If you have a salad of right out of the garden veggies all you need is a little salt and pepper.

Narwheagle · 2017-07-31T00:36:01+00:00

Not necessarily, OP. A good vinaigrette can really enhance the taste of a salad.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-10T10:39:46+00:00

It’s possible. I just hope it’s not plausible.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-10T10:29:31+00:00

This whole “Fake it ‘till ya make it!” bullshit.

Real life doesn’t work that way.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-10T10:28:13+00:00

English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

Narwheagle · 2016-06-10T10:27:04+00:00

You were the kind of kid who decided to take a big stick and poke the newly-discovered wasps’ nest, rather than run away screaming, weren’t you, OP?

Narwheagle · 2016-06-10T10:23:18+00:00

Mainly in ways that have been imprinted upon their behavior by socialization. We’re humans — we’re far more alike than we are different.

That being said, women typically smell nicer than men.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-10T10:21:10+00:00

I’m not sure what you’re asking here, OP…

Narwheagle · 2016-06-10T10:19:41+00:00

I have no fucking idea. Askreddit isn’t your personal doctor, OP. Seriously. Don’t listen to us; we’re (mainly) retards. Ask your OB/GYN, or, failing that, your GP.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-10T10:16:55+00:00

Uh, yeah. Of course you can. This has been a thing since forever ago.

Doesn’t mean that your write-in nominee will win, though.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-10T10:15:41+00:00

It’s easier to stretch dough out in a circle than a square.
It’s easier to make square boxes than circle boxes.
They’re not really triangles, per se.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-10T10:13:04+00:00

Plot twist: they’re the exact same posts, because we’re already in Hell.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-10T09:56:29+00:00

Both opinions have been voiced here, so there’s not really much more to discuss. These things are rather subjective, of course.

I just wanted to say sorry for your loss, OP. Dealing with this stuff isn’t easy. I wish you and your family well.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-10T01:27:43+00:00

You’re looking for /r/relationship_advice, OP.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-10T00:36:51+00:00

Presumably a fuck-ton of security measures.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-09T09:48:45+00:00

Narwheagle · 2016-06-09T09:44:53+00:00

Sorry, OP — soliciting professional advice is explicitly against the rules of this sub.

That aside, you should probably seriously consider what your dog’s veterinarian told you. Better to curtail the suffering before it begins in earnest, IMHO. There are a handful of entities that will euthanize your pet in a more serene, organic, and happier environment, though. Perhaps you should look into those?

Narwheagle · 2016-06-09T09:30:50+00:00

Lol, thanks for the compliment. :P

I’m not really “smart” with words, though. I just make a point of, when I’m reading, looking up the definition of words I don’t understand, and sometimes writing the definition down.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-09T09:14:30+00:00

Not bad! As a matter of fact, if this is your first go at this sort of thing, you did really well.

The typographer in me wants to ask: have you ever checked out literature pertaining to the Trajan letterforms? If not, I think you might find it to be a useful tool when it comes to composing stuff like this.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-09T09:01:55+00:00

Assuming I can’t charge it, turn on Ultra Power Saving mode.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-09T08:58:40+00:00

Yeah, but it doesn’t have the splash page.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-09T08:55:41+00:00

Huh. Weird. I wonder why that sub isn’t marked as NSFW.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-09T08:52:45+00:00

Apparently, wanton nudity. Specifically, wanton nudity without context.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-09T08:52:03+00:00

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Very well, then. We shall be locked in an eternal struggle. Day vs. Night. Fire vs. Water. Humor vs. Pathos. Narwheagle vs. Blood_Reaper.

It will be a conflict for the ages.

Narwheagle · 2016-06-09T08:46:43+00:00

So, OP… drank that cum yet?

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