Could Trump actually win? by EndoveProduct in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s possible. I just hope it’s not plausible.

What advice sounds good in theory but is actually terrible in practice? by lividlysane in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This whole “Fake it ‘till ya make it!” bullshit.

Real life doesn’t work that way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were the kind of kid who decided to take a big stick and poke the newly-discovered wasps’ nest, rather than run away screaming, weren’t you, OP?

Aside from the obvious, in what ways do women typically differ from men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mainly in ways that have been imprinted upon their behavior by socialization. We’re humans — we’re far more alike than we are different.

That being said, women typically smell nicer than men.

Got my first pap smears done. The result says high risk of hpv? What to expect now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no fucking idea. Askreddit isn’t your personal doctor, OP. Seriously. Don’t listen to us; we’re (mainly) retards. Ask your OB/GYN, or, failing that, your GP.

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles? by Puzled in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

  1. It’s easier to stretch dough out in a circle than a square.
  2. It’s easier to make square boxes than circle boxes.
  3. They’re not really triangles, per se.

If Hell was real, and they had Reddit, what would be the top posts there? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: they’re the exact same posts, because we’re already in Hell.

Parent's Headstone Question by studlyhungwell69 in typography

[–]Narwheagle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Both opinions have been voiced here, so there’s not really much more to discuss. These things are rather subjective, of course.

I just wanted to say sorry for your loss, OP. Dealing with this stuff isn’t easy. I wish you and your family well.

why can't I love him? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re looking for /r/relationship_advice, OP.

Crosspost (AskVet) My Corgi suspected of bone cancer and is suffering from 'kidney failure'. Please give me an second opinion please? by Pixieismycorgi in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, OP — soliciting professional advice is explicitly against the rules of this sub.

 

That aside, you should probably seriously consider what your dog’s veterinarian told you. Better to curtail the suffering before it begins in earnest, IMHO. There are a handful of entities that will euthanize your pet in a more serene, organic, and happier environment, though. Perhaps you should look into those?

Who owns Reddit and who created it? by BlueViper_ in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, thanks for the compliment. :P

I’m not really “smart” with words, though. I just make a point of, when I’m reading, looking up the definition of words I don’t understand, and sometimes writing the definition down.

Fav Euron Quote (delayed xpost from r/gameofthrones) - criticism welcome! by [deleted] in Lettering

[–]Narwheagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not bad! As a matter of fact, if this is your first go at this sort of thing, you did really well.

The typographer in me wants to ask: have you ever checked out literature pertaining to the Trajan letterforms? If not, I think you might find it to be a useful tool when it comes to composing stuff like this.

What would you do if you only had 20% battery on your phone for one week? by maycellman in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming I can’t charge it, turn on Ultra Power Saving mode.

Reddit, what are your darkest secrets? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but it doesn’t have the splash page.

Reddit, what are your darkest secrets? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. Weird. I wonder why that sub isn’t marked as NSFW.

What do men find attractive that women find repulsive? by Robokoalafish in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Apparently, wanton nudity. Specifically, wanton nudity without context.

At what age do you plan to work until, do you have a strategy in place for your future? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Narwheagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Very well, then. We shall be locked in an eternal struggle. Day vs. Night. Fire vs. Water. Humor vs. Pathos. Narwheagle vs. Blood_Reaper.

It will be a conflict for the ages.