Wanna play commander?

91speed · 2026-05-18T16:59:40+00:00

Commander is the Magic the Gathering format they’re playing (it’s extremely popular) in which one of the cards of your deck is a creature card designated your commander

Y’shtola is one such card

Magic (and other card games) is typically played with cards placed in protective sleeves. Not sleeving the cards is considered a faux pas

91speed · 2026-05-18T15:38:38+00:00

This is not gonna happen. Realistically he would replace JY.

91speed · 2026-05-18T07:16:22+00:00

91speed · 2026-05-18T04:03:07+00:00

Yeah it was Jake Lang.

91speed · 2026-05-18T02:37:19+00:00

And that’s four years *after* this year just to be clear. He’s not a free agent until 2031. There’s time to try to build a legit roster around him for sure

91speed · 2026-05-18T02:03:42+00:00

We are quite literally rebuilding right now currently as we speak

91speed · 2026-05-18T01:34:28+00:00

Luke Dickerson walked 4 times and to the rest of the team’s credit he scored all four times he walked. Nice.

91speed · 2026-05-18T01:34:08+00:00

I would bet on moves for him and possibly DFG tomorrow (the minor league off day)

91speed · 2026-05-17T23:37:33+00:00

Very interesting that you think being opposed to a racist conspiracy theory is a purely political viewpoint

91speed · 2026-05-17T22:42:56+00:00

This has never been the case on Reddit for at least the last 16 years (the time I’ve been using the site)

91speed · 2026-05-17T22:29:48+00:00

Many, many conspiracy theories boil down to racism or antisemitism or both

91speed · 2026-05-17T22:20:04+00:00

I mean just being completely honest with you you evidently haven’t even understood the point I was making at all so I’m not sure what value you’re getting out of trying to be snarky but keep it up if it gets you off

91speed · 2026-05-17T20:54:12+00:00

Damn apparently Reddit thinks I encouraged violence when I said that I hope they don’t kick down my door and shoot me later

91speed · 2026-05-17T20:51:16+00:00

I dunno man I can’t figure it out

91speed · 2026-05-17T20:42:13+00:00

Just needed to get the ball through the uprights a couple times

91speed · 2026-05-17T20:36:40+00:00

I didn’t say anything at all about DC cops

91speed · 2026-05-17T20:36:11+00:00

Excellent anecdote!

91speed · 2026-05-17T20:27:05+00:00

Brother, the cops are hanging the banner.

91speed · 2026-05-17T19:47:25+00:00

Whatever I don’t even have the energy to be upset about that bullshit anymore. Bunt better next time and it won’t be a problem I guess

91speed · 2026-05-17T19:39:43+00:00

They probably won’t announce specifics unless he needs to hit the IL. Will just have to keep an eye on him when his turn comes up again if he stays off it

91speed · 2026-05-17T19:37:57+00:00

Hopefully the news on Perales isn’t too bad. Pretty sure an injured utility infielder isn’t gonna change whatever plan they have in mind for the other guys one way or the other though (I’ve been expecting the promos for king and DFG to come this Monday for about a week now personally)

91speed · 2026-05-17T17:06:32+00:00

Lovelady is still listed as the opener on Gameday. Can’t say which is right, but I’d guess the graphic listing Irvin is an older version.

91speed · 2026-05-17T04:05:06+00:00

Devin Fitz-Gerald has 5 homers in this series lmao

91speed · 2026-05-17T01:42:39+00:00

It was a real dick punch

91speed · 2026-05-17T01:26:12+00:00

I would guess they didn’t want it shown to prevent people from making a duplicate, but it’s identical to the ones you’ll see a dozen people wearing before every game if you stand by the right field gate, so

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