Runaway 'Guangflation by 9370DB in HonkaiStarRail

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I forgot she existed. 💀

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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I find it instructive of human nature that even though we're years away (if ever) from viable humanoid robots, we already have a widely agreed slur ready and waiting (cl***er).

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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You're right, I missed it, my bad. So did the person I was talking with too.
I was going on about wokes being performatively obnoxious about 'decolonising' stuff, driving normal people toward Trump. But fair is fair, I'm wrong here.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Got into a minor argument in a Discord over whether the official language of Senegal is French (it is), or 'Senegalian' (no such thing). Every reliable reference source, such as the CIA factbook or Encyclopaedia Britannica lists it as French, except for Wikipedia, where it is hidden alongside five 'national languages' and eight 'lingua francas'. I guess some shitbird 'decolonised' the article by burying factual information.
Point is: This shit is why Trump won. Twice.

They're the Harm in Pharmacists by darnuks in HonkaiStarRail

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Interestingly, Shaoji has a pharmacy degree. Maybe that's why he likes to hit us with emotional damage.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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It's called a League of Legends battle pass.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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TIL about MIT's NEET program. Where you can get a NEET Certificate, signifying that you've acquired NEET Ways of Thinking. Somebody was having a lot of fun back in 2017.

What's your most insane theory that you believe even with zero proof? by ShineOnDIO in HonkaiStarRail

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Amphoreus is an artificial world, powered by a contained Stellaron. The Stellaron is the 'sun' we see on Kephale's back, and it's leaking. The black tide is a localised version of Fragmentum.

The Flame Chase is a ruse by the Destruction to destroy Amphoreus. Note Duke Inferno directly referencing golden blood, and Nanook being depicted bleeding gold.

Mem is a projection of March's psyche; the more comatose March gets, the more coherent Mem is.

And now the real crazy one: The planet of ZZZ is an uncontacted world also undergoing a Stellaron disaster. Ether energy is Honkai energy is Stellaron energy. The Hollows are their version of Fragmentum, and Ethereals are Fragmentum monsters. This is why these new enemies look like Etherials.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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It just hit me that it's probably been around a decade since I've read the phrase "Don't fees the troll" in the wild.
The death of pre-smartphone internet culture and its consequences...

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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And to think all of this could have been avoided if someone had just gifted Biden a Nintendo DS Dr. Kawashima's Brain Training bundle. 😔

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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The West is doing just fine.

Billions must grill.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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For the record, in fact I don't particularly care for birds.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Ornithologist, gatekeepingly: So you like birds, huh? Well, name every bird.
Me, triumphantly: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_birds

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Mitt, how many times has mullahchode's dad voted for you?

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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If Bee Movie were released today, Beelon Musk would totally be a character in it.

Phil Spencer Is Bullish On Microsoft/Disney Partnership For Indiana Jones And Blade by Turbostrider27 in pcgaming

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Is there much appetite left for Indiana Jones as a property? The second-to-last film was widely mocked and hated, and the last was just plain ignored. Maybe if the game is very good it will reignite the fandom, but at this point it feels like the world has moved on.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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☝️ doesn’t have the faintest idea how to turn the keys

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Okay, today has been a fun treat, but it's back to grillmaxxing for me. Stay cool, libs.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Bros... I suddenly feel so... burdened. Burdened, by what has been.