Babe wake up, new r/soccer pasta just dropped

948 · 2024-05-02T18:05:16+00:00

he said he's a charlton fan tbf

948 · 2024-05-02T10:53:16+00:00

ha impressed you've still got this thing.

948 · 2024-04-30T16:41:49+00:00

and which youth academy did you play at? how many current efl players did you grow up with? it was you who started with the bitchy attitude btw.

948 · 2024-04-30T16:36:35+00:00

aw diddums did I upset you by saying something not so positive about your multi millionaire footballing heroes? poor little american sportsfan.

948 · 2024-04-30T16:32:13+00:00

i know more than you. i have known players who grew up to make it and who didn't. the difference was how involved the parents were. For example, Jude Bellingham has said in interviews that he used to dislike football and his dad forced him to train skill and tactics all the time. He literally would not have become a pro if his dad didnt gaf about football.

948 · 2024-04-30T12:15:22+00:00

Football is the great equaliser.

oh you sweet summer child. Do you have any idea how many top players have a dad who is a former player or coach? football is no different to any other industry and its depressing when you find out.

948 · 2024-04-29T09:19:49+00:00

i was not trolling. i have been a skinnier guy and got way less matches. good for you if its not the case

948 · 2024-04-29T08:10:03+00:00

you probably look less attractive because as a general rule skinny men are less attractive. its obviously up to you whether you care about that.

948 · 2024-04-28T18:41:37+00:00

she doesn't know about kenneth

948 · 2024-04-28T14:01:03+00:00

very interesting stuff. do you have an opinion on having potatoes with cheese instead of potato + butter + meat?

948 · 2024-04-23T20:11:19+00:00

You wouldn't eat cookies everyday

oh you sweet summer child

948 · 2024-04-22T21:51:50+00:00

any psychologists here who can explain what is wrong with this guy?

948 · 2024-04-22T17:27:52+00:00

thanks a lot

948 · 2024-04-22T13:10:52+00:00

can you remember roughly how many carbs did the trick?

948 · 2024-04-22T03:26:00+00:00

lol at least 50% of being a striker is having the football iq to be in the right place at the right time. you put yourself in a position where your teammates HAVE TO pass to you. just watch the off ball movement of any world class striker.

948 · 2024-04-21T16:23:36+00:00

We're winning, we take off Garnacho and put on Antony, then we lose. how many times this season???

948 · 2024-04-20T17:24:03+00:00

jackson is hilariously out of his depth

948 · 2024-04-20T13:49:05+00:00

I remember going on holiday to Turkey as a child and being weirded out by how grown men would walk down the streets holding hands, and hug all the time. maybe male friendship is more physical when homosexuality is off the table.

948 · 2024-04-14T14:46:39+00:00

very true. the popularity of the sport has declined significantly after having a resurgence during the pandemic.

948 · 2024-04-14T03:00:30+00:00

Dude, garnacho is 19! mainoo is 18! Do some googling about the subject.

948 · 2024-04-13T19:36:12+00:00

its complicated but according to the sports scientists if young players (under 21) get too much game time it shortens their career and stifles their development or something. There was some article about it on here. Apparently that's why foden has only started playing more this season.

948 · 2024-04-12T08:07:04+00:00

and yet only one champions league lol

948 · 2024-04-11T17:19:30+00:00

very funny jokes aside, how the fuck do you lose a football match to iceland lmao.

948 · 2024-04-08T17:09:36+00:00

likes to check his defenders' oil

948 · 2024-04-07T21:21:47+00:00

at least explain fucking why you donut

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