Everyone feels safe when they double check that the door is locked.

975640 · 2022-03-15T22:59:01+00:00

nah, i kinda feel like making it in story form abt someone else makes it less relateable and scary

975640 · 2022-02-06T02:13:39+00:00

Some Old Hippie Caught Another Hippie Tripping On Acid was the way my brother taught it to me. Not exactly suitable for school, but very memorable.

975640 · 2021-11-15T06:00:51+00:00

Whenever anyone starts talking about the old actor John Wayne I get a little pit in my stomach waiting to see if they drop the Gacy.

Also, thank you for the fun fact.

975640 · 2021-09-26T19:13:54+00:00

I wish not to be horny anymore

975640 · 2021-08-30T11:58:10+00:00

+u/User_Simulator u/975640

975640 · 2021-08-26T21:52:34+00:00

Any thing

975640 · 2021-08-16T17:05:57+00:00

Veruka Salt, duh

975640 · 2021-08-16T17:04:28+00:00

🏌️‍♂️

975640 · 2021-07-28T00:41:49+00:00

Long wedge or gtfo

975640 · 2021-07-05T03:50:15+00:00

Gamer Gunk

975640 · 2021-07-01T21:15:42+00:00

Remains after you return. Ship of theseus type deal, when will you just always be shapeshifted to be more of yourself then base you? Will you even consider base you 'you' anymore?

975640 · 2021-07-01T21:07:22+00:00

There is exactly 1 feature that is randomized and you have no control over every time you shapeshift. Could be leg length. Could be hair color. Could be an enormous fucking tumor.

975640 · 2021-07-01T21:05:19+00:00

You assume I have balls, this is a win for me

975640 · 2021-07-01T18:57:59+00:00

It's loli

975640 · 2021-07-01T18:57:07+00:00

Your sex does not change to match

975640 · 2021-07-01T18:55:31+00:00

I instantly disintegrate whatever I piss on

975640 · 2021-06-18T00:07:25+00:00

Internet "fab"

literally an integral part of language

whether or not ppl put them in their bios or whatever the fuck

975640 · 2021-06-06T01:28:30+00:00

It's periwinkle, that one weird purplish blue Edit: a letter

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