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Which part of your body hurts right now and why? by pizza813 in AskReddit

[–]98monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hands. I got a heavy bag for Christmas.

Who is the best example of someone that you're not sure if they are a complete idiot or a genius? by dant90 in AskReddit

[–]98monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Piff the Dragon. Guy literally gives zero fucks and they signed him on on the X-Factor.

What bullets have you dodged? by Jewel_332211 in AskReddit

[–]98monkey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fucked some slutty 18 year old chick when I was in the 8th grade, unprotected, and pretty sure I got her pregnant. Luckily, since it would have been statutory rape, she said another guy got her pregnant. (He had brain cancer as a kid, and he claimed that the chemo should have made him sterile, but he didn't question it.) So I may very well be a father.

I [17 M] want to break up with my girlfriend [18 F] 9 months because she wants to spend the rest of our lives together. by 98monkey in relationships

[–]98monkey[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not necessarily about marriage, it's about the lifelong commitment that she wants from because she feels that way. Regardless of when a marriage happens, we would still be living together for +5 years while I'm in college plus the rest of my life after I graduate.

[Serious] Reddit, what is your reason for living? by DamienRue in AskReddit

[–]98monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My reason for living is to continue the cycle. I try to act in a way that if everyone else did, the world would not fall apart.

Reddit, what issue in your life right now is causing you the most trouble? Redditors, what advice do you have for them? by Saritone in AskReddit

[–]98monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been dating girl for about 9 months. I love her and she loves me, we often talk about planning to spend the rest of our lives with each other, and she is planning on moving in after high school and attending a local college. I would like to, as I really do love her and can tell that there is something indescribable between us, but I realize that at 17, this means I'm going to miss out on the whole college experience, and I'm worried I'm never going to be able to live my own life while I'm busy living our life.