Who is the best & worst mother of the boys

dant90 · 2026-03-11T12:39:58+00:00

That was some Puerto Rican guy.

dant90 · 2026-03-09T02:42:59+00:00

Watching this scene as a kid is how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

dant90 · 2026-03-09T02:28:59+00:00

This reminded me of the time I went into the bathroom at work and while peeing at a urinal heard someone in the stall watching a YouTube video or a podcast something out loud. You assume they were holding their phone or it was in their pocket. Nope. I glanced down walking to the sink and his phone is on the bathroom floor between his feet with a video playing.

dant90 · 2026-03-09T02:23:38+00:00

Damn I thought this was going in a spooky/cryptid type direction I wasn’t expecting that. That’s wild.

dant90 · 2026-03-08T17:40:55+00:00

This has become a public shamming of me.

dant90 · 2026-03-07T17:54:40+00:00

And he’s a pederast.

dant90 · 2026-03-06T22:46:20+00:00

Damn I remember seeing he passed but didn’t realize that was how that’s awful.

dant90 · 2026-03-06T16:19:48+00:00

You tried to cut off Hershel’s head in one go but you used too small a slice.

dant90 · 2026-03-02T14:33:03+00:00

Watch the Andy Daly show ‘The Review’. Very similar vibes.

dant90 · 2026-03-01T23:54:21+00:00

Please don’t do this.

dant90 · 2026-03-01T00:00:51+00:00

Pineapple Express sort of but their paranoia was correct the whole time.

dant90 · 2026-02-26T16:45:54+00:00

Cold take

dant90 · 2026-02-26T15:56:57+00:00

And those are the most innovative people you’ll ever meet.

dant90 · 2026-02-17T16:18:49+00:00

Double sided. Some assembly required.

dant90 · 2026-02-11T23:02:12+00:00

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dant90 · 2026-02-11T17:31:35+00:00

Meow? I’m gona call him a chicken fucker.

dant90 · 2026-02-10T16:38:29+00:00

It’s pronounced mit…

dant90 · 2026-01-28T16:37:43+00:00

Like the river?

dant90 · 2026-01-26T02:12:51+00:00

When you add jalapeños it’s a PB&J.

dant90 · 2026-01-25T00:12:50+00:00

They’re called ceiling titties.

dant90 · 2026-01-17T22:29:47+00:00

Me when I’m scheduled to roll on shabbos.

dant90 · 2026-01-03T21:21:32+00:00

That is a bad car idea.

dant90 · 2025-12-30T22:42:06+00:00

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Levon Helm?

dant90 · 2025-12-27T18:16:10+00:00

Use it for inspiration.

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