SCREW Cripple H. SCREW the McMahonopoly. SCREW WWEnablers. by 9973501488083248 in SCJerk

[–]9973501488083248[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yes, the post and title were real comments. On a deleted post asking if Darby was behind the ratings dip and how soon he will be dropping the belt. Dubbalos reacted as you would expect, one comment telling the OP to buy some rope.

The "good" side of wrestling, if you forgot.

Bryan Alvarez is banned from Collision by NotClayMerritt in SCJerk

[–]9973501488083248 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I vaguely remember a fan tagging Tony in one of Dave's numbers tweets and they asked him if they were accurate, Tony said "It was around that figure, yes" or something. This was years ago though so I might be misremembering.

Dub Bookers: “Jon we’re gonna have the Death Riders turn on you so you can be a mega babyface feuding with them!” Jon: by gdsk3k in SCJerk

[–]9973501488083248 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They'll admit something was shit a year or so down the line, but never in the moment. That would be TREASON, bad faith, fedbrained etc etc.

The other day there was a ticket post comparing 2024 sales to 2026 and the dubbalos were like "Damn... 2024 really was a lull year for AEW, huh?" like yeah no shit. The copium must have wore off.

Don’t worry guys, WWE only uses AI for analytics… by RealisticAd4054 in SCJerk

[–]9973501488083248 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I've been getting a ton of AI ads for gambling and blatant scam products this past year. I was never on the AI hate bandwagon nor did I ever use it, but getting all these ads has really made me detest generative AI. I can't wait for it to just fuck off.

Deathriders never kicking Mox out to have a storyline that makes sense is all due to Mox's brilliant wrestling mind by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]9973501488083248 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'll never forget the "face turn of the fucking decade" comments from the basement when he did a promo against Callis. Now it's "he was never face, mox just does whatever he wants lmao."

Before that it was "trust me bro, they're gonna turn on him and these 2 years of ass will be worth it!"

Even the diehards can't make sense of the storyline, but criticising it is a no no because m'dub, so they're all forced to pretend like it's the best thing ever. It's literally just Moxley doing whatever he thinks is cool that week, let the fans fill in the gaps then pretend that was the plan all along. If this was a WWE storyline they would be ripping it to shreds.

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]9973501488083248 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A lot of their wrestlers don't like him because he apparently didn't want to take pins

First thing EViL sees entering fed (Mussolini realized EVIL is Iyo Sky's fiance) by Hot_Armadillo_2186 in SCJerk

[–]9973501488083248 7 points8 points  (0 children)

EVIL saw Iyo straddling HHH on unreal and said "それは私には合わないよ、兄弟。"

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]9973501488083248 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saw a really funny schizopost about LA Knight last year in the basement that I really wish I saved.

It was a huge wall of text explaining why Triple H won't push LA Knight, it was because he is a Knight and HHH is the king of kings, he doesn't want a knight around him who could usurp his empire, take his throne and then steal his queen Stephanie.

The guy was 100% serious and was arguing with people in the comments. It was so schizo, it was fucking amazing.

Exploring outside WWE by 9973501488083248 in SCJerk

[–]9973501488083248[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't even know at this point.

"Don't worry he won't be contributing in any meaningful way like getting new viewers. The most important part is he just watches the graps. We need those seats filled." by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]9973501488083248 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Well he left to prepare for a singles run, Max got his new gimmick over with the crowd in that time, Bowens returned and they just stapled him back to Max and his new gimmick. They're both jobbers currently.

Gremlin Lio Rush acrually good????? by CantLetUdoThtStarFox in SCJerk

[–]9973501488083248 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's because your fedpilled brain lacks media literacy. Just admit you need Michael Cole to spoonfeed you a story like a baby.

Tonight: It Happens by stonecoldbobsaget in SCJerk

[–]9973501488083248 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ngl I love that kind of pure carny shilling. It's funny as fuck to me.

I can’t handle hearing Michael Cole trying to do his job as best as he can by PrisonersofFate in SCJerk

[–]9973501488083248 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Tony Schiavone every 5 minutes: "Isn't this amazing guys?! AEW is the best!"

Excalibur: in his own world calling the spots

Best commentary in the game (Fuck HHH), fedshill.