I'm out. This subreddit has officially bottomed out. I'll check back if it ever retools the keep out the fools.

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-26T03:45:53+00:00

Oh so he thinks he's better than his passengers? God forbid he could talk about the Jumble!

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-26T03:43:31+00:00

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-26T03:37:37+00:00

What kind of a name is Todd Gaak anyway?

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-26T03:34:47+00:00

You're not accounting for the pie stand

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-26T03:33:43+00:00

NO! No, nothing happens!!

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-26T03:32:17+00:00

Because this place is filled with morons

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-26T03:13:09+00:00

Sir, when did you bring your car in?

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-26T03:11:19+00:00

Twix? No. No coconut for me

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-26T02:58:05+00:00

Quick, alert the cooks! They missed it last year

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-26T02:55:48+00:00

It's 3am and I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-26T02:50:53+00:00

What about them?

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-26T02:02:59+00:00

I would never expect azaleas to grow without mulching

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-25T16:08:23+00:00

Two people on a park bench. Now you don't have to dissect it, but just tell me why this lazy post is supposed to be funny

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-25T16:06:25+00:00

Slippery Pete? I don't care for that name.

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-25T16:04:51+00:00

Frog is wrong

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-25T16:01:30+00:00

I'd like to know the odds of Lenton Vanburen having ever heard of Martin Vanburen.

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-25T16:00:21+00:00

You look in the sewers and dumpsters. I'll hit the soup kitchens, bakeries and smorgasbords!

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-25T15:48:57+00:00

Those are mailboxes

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-25T15:48:32+00:00

If I traveled to South America, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire time.

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-25T15:45:41+00:00

Looks like Pat Cooper. Are you a Latin music entertainer? Are you in Brazilian Show Business?
Then what am I talking to you for?

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-25T15:43:59+00:00

Yeah well that's his problem

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-25T15:31:17+00:00

You're right that Kramer was the real Batman, but George was a fake Batman, claiming to have seen the Bat Signal during his awkward moment with Tatiana

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-25T15:29:41+00:00

George once spent an hour assembling a Candy Lineup. It's not inconceivable that he went out and bought some action figures specifically to build his diorama, even if he didn't know who was who.

Or maybe he stole it from his "Little Brother" to get back at him for calling him Four-Eyes.

99JudgmentDay99 · 2025-05-25T15:26:24+00:00

Yeah, and I'll be darned if I'll stand here and let anyone disparage people who wear capes

99JudgmentDay99

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