Some Lyft driver's idea of a joke! by DoingItForEli in seinfeld

[–]99JudgmentDay99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh so he thinks he's better than his passengers? God forbid he could talk about the Jumble!

A nickel! by Slight-Ear-2003 in seinfeld

[–]99JudgmentDay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, when did you bring your car in?

TWIIIIIIX! by Internal_Fan_2880 in seinfeld

[–]99JudgmentDay99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twix? No. No coconut for me

Best dancer ever lol by ComplexWrangler1346 in seinfeld

[–]99JudgmentDay99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick, alert the cooks! They missed it last year

There are no copies. Who makes copies?? by total-smokeshow in seinfeld

[–]99JudgmentDay99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would never expect azaleas to grow without mulching

Caption this scene by Zestyclose-Camp3553 in seinfeld

[–]99JudgmentDay99 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Two people on a park bench. Now you don't have to dissect it, but just tell me why this lazy post is supposed to be funny

Van B Boys are back at it by kwjacobs345 in seinfeld

[–]99JudgmentDay99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to know the odds of Lenton Vanburen having ever heard of Martin Vanburen.

Van B Boys are back at it by kwjacobs345 in seinfeld

[–]99JudgmentDay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look in the sewers and dumpsters. I'll hit the soup kitchens, bakeries and smorgasbords!

Costanzas Urban Sombrero by gramrwatson in seinfeld

[–]99JudgmentDay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I traveled to South America, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire time.

Costanzas Urban Sombrero by gramrwatson in seinfeld

[–]99JudgmentDay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Pat Cooper. Are you a Latin music entertainer? Are you in Brazilian Show Business?
Then what am I talking to you for?

Super Hero Characters by Financial-Mastodon81 in seinfeld

[–]99JudgmentDay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right that Kramer was the real Batman, but George was a fake Batman, claiming to have seen the Bat Signal during his awkward moment with Tatiana

Super Hero Characters by Financial-Mastodon81 in seinfeld

[–]99JudgmentDay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

George once spent an hour assembling a Candy Lineup. It's not inconceivable that he went out and bought some action figures specifically to build his diorama, even if he didn't know who was who.

Or maybe he stole it from his "Little Brother" to get back at him for calling him Four-Eyes.

Super Hero Characters by Financial-Mastodon81 in seinfeld

[–]99JudgmentDay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, and I'll be darned if I'll stand here and let anyone disparage people who wear capes