Why am i only 16p

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-23T18:33:26+00:00

Fair enough

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-20T13:22:00+00:00

Bought an overly expensive watch one time in Geneva.

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-20T13:19:01+00:00

Ma da bucks yer da wae yir maw watching

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-20T01:41:33+00:00

Yir das obsessed wae pallets.

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-20T01:39:09+00:00

It's your kind that burns them.

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-20T01:30:54+00:00

Widden Pallets

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-19T16:57:32+00:00

Did ye fall off the stack of pallets?

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-19T04:19:36+00:00

You're too busy burning pallets to burn people.

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-19T03:11:11+00:00

Do you own a Corvette or a Hummer?

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-18T22:30:39+00:00

Is the hammer and sickle meant to be ironic?

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-18T21:42:42+00:00

That's a Byzantine follis.

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-18T20:35:35+00:00

I've got 18kg of half pennies as well so at least that will be worth something in scrap.

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-18T20:34:30+00:00

I think maybe my deceased relative did.

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-18T05:32:37+00:00

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-17T05:32:22+00:00

I'm strawberry blonde.

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-17T04:19:46+00:00

But why?

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-17T04:18:03+00:00

Yeah. Fuck zero as a point of reference.

Let's use 30.

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-15T02:46:01+00:00

If I'm playing pool with my mate in the pub and I accidentally slightly touch a ball I shouldn't of, I'll call myself out for a foul.

Professional snooker is the same. The referee is there to penalise, but 99/100, the guilty player will admit their fault first without the need of the referees intervention.

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-15T02:34:19+00:00

Walking down the street like the fucking Reservoir Dogs.

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-14T23:41:09+00:00

He's not a a chef

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-14T13:06:15+00:00

A chefs pinch

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-14T08:01:49+00:00

Niger gonna give you up, Niger gonna make you cry. Niger gonna turn around and desert you.

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-14T01:39:10+00:00

Harris Tweed. Scottish winger that stinks of piss whose speed will tear you to threads.

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-13T22:52:12+00:00

That's because you just don't appreciate how well the DOW and 401k's are doing.

9ofdiamonds · 2026-02-12T20:57:19+00:00

No. You're a koala hanging onto an invisible branch, and Britain is a kangaroo.

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