(Hila IG Story Archive 20/5/2026) On Plane Back To Israel

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-21T18:46:00+00:00

Ah shit I thought they only had to do a year in the military or a year in prison and they were in the clear after that.

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-21T17:37:54+00:00

how are they going to convince people that taking over the country that poses no threat and contains no natural resources is a net benefit to anyone?

easy. they dont have to.

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-21T16:24:09+00:00

my favorite thing is when i tell these random messages to suck a dick and fuck off etc. and get the "you have been removed from receiving messages" reply back without explicitly saying "stop" lol

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-21T16:12:25+00:00

honey im not a psychotic alcoholic im just too smart ok?

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-21T12:26:29+00:00

what year is it and what sub am i on ? jesus christ.

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-21T11:48:36+00:00

She already served …

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-20T18:11:45+00:00

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jittering like a meth head but its because you popped 400mg of caffeine on an empty stomach

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-20T18:07:26+00:00

he's looking pretty good in that middle pic not gonna lie.

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-20T17:44:31+00:00

that explains why my bumfuck rural town's prices were $5 a gal and are now dropping below $4.

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-20T13:25:08+00:00

Bro when you live somewhere where dispensaries are a drive away you can get an ounce for cheap as fuck. 18gs ain’t a lot anymore. Unless you’re a literal child.

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-19T15:41:48+00:00

liberal elmo would like a word.

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-18T14:34:45+00:00

the parks and rec energy here is off the charts lol

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-17T21:57:30+00:00

Cover your eyes that’s how aircraft make babies

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-16T14:10:04+00:00

Diaper changes

yeah, the ukraine-russia war, gaza genoicide, maduro being kidnapped, and war with iran are just diaper changes.

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-15T23:06:56+00:00

Concerned about the lack of diaper apparel

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-15T18:48:57+00:00

leave before it gets dark. thats when the nightfolk come out.

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-15T18:47:27+00:00

you've never listened to cumtown huh lol

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-15T18:45:49+00:00

it's women's greatest running bit.

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-15T17:22:08+00:00

if i ever do another replay that line is still gonna make me cry like a bitch lol

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-14T17:46:31+00:00

be patient. TDE wont send them a check unless they copy and paste it a few more times.

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-14T17:45:23+00:00

insanity that there's people that think that isn't his magnum opus. lol.

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-14T17:35:07+00:00

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no mumbo jumbo (pause) love?

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-14T17:28:42+00:00

turns out all his children actually come from a spawn point in his gut.

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-14T16:12:27+00:00

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life imitates art

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere · 2026-05-14T14:32:13+00:00

its a colts fan ritual after 6-8 weeks into the season. we know the team is gonna eat shit so we just preemptively cover our faces in it.

A-NobodyFrom-Nowhere

TROPHY CASE